By Anonymous - 05/04/2016 20:13 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I forgot an important book for school, because I dreamt that I was putting it in my bag. My brain somehow classified it as reality. This isn't the first time my dreams have trolled me. FML
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gordjess1 19

Oh I've done that many times as well. I once dreamed we had a new puppy when I was little and I remember waking up so upset because it wasn't real. I still remember what my dream puppy looked like. I've also turned my alarms off in the morning and fallen asleep instantly and dreamt I had gotten up and got ready for work which then of course made me run late. I'm a weird sleeper.

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CaptMacLeod 45

I once dreamed I woke up, did my morning rituals, packed my briefcase and filled up my travel mug. I then woke up with ten minutes to leave for work. I dashed out of the shower, grabbed my briefcase and coffee mug, and headed out the door. I discovered there was neither coffee in my mug, nor the paperwork I needed that day in my briefcase. I feel for you.

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whassallt26 13

Congratulations, you just played yourself

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igg125 30

Well now that you know know you can manipulate your dreams try having better ones.

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Sliver1991 26

you got that backwards. OP was the one manipulated, not the dreams.

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gordjess1 19

Oh I've done that many times as well. I once dreamed we had a new puppy when I was little and I remember waking up so upset because it wasn't real. I still remember what my dream puppy looked like. I've also turned my alarms off in the morning and fallen asleep instantly and dreamt I had gotten up and got ready for work which then of course made me run late. I'm a weird sleeper.

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nityasomaiya 46

Oh, just try and beat mine. I dreamt I was in the washroom and peed on my bed instead #sadlife

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TabooSushi 24

Nope, happens even when you aren't drunk. Source: It's happened to me, and I don't drink except on special occasions, and never to the point of being drunk.

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TheMathMajor 26

yeaaah, you don't have to be drunk for that to happen, it's happened to me as well

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CaptMacLeod 45

I once dreamed I woke up, did my morning rituals, packed my briefcase and filled up my travel mug. I then woke up with ten minutes to leave for work. I dashed out of the shower, grabbed my briefcase and coffee mug, and headed out the door. I discovered there was neither coffee in my mug, nor the paperwork I needed that day in my briefcase. I feel for you.

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ruckfules85 34

Luckily it was just a book. I shutter to think that this happens with some thing really serious.

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ruckfules85 34

NICE!!! I didn't even know I set you up for that!!

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coming back in the future 30

One day, I dreamed I had a cat. After I woke up, I was crying because I couldn't find it. Then I realised I didn't have one.

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drayloon 50

I hate it when I have conversations with people in my dreams and I later bring them up while talking to them in reality, then I realize how stupid I look since the conversation never took place. ******* brain.

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JustStella 28

My best friend does that to me ALL THE TIME! She'll start talking to me and I'm all like: "what?" Then she makes a face and says, oh, that was a dream! ? OP, this is so common. I dreamt there was cheese in my house once. Woke up, was gonna make me a sandwich... no cheese. Devastation doesn't even begin to cover it.

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Bekll 31

I dream sometimes of conversations I want to have with someone like my mother, so sometimes I ask if I had told her something before I continue in case it had only happened in a dream. Dreams are tricky.

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syki 22

Have you tried using a spinning top?

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PharmacyJoe 13

Brain: 1. OP: 0, because you were unprepared for lecture. How disappointing.

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