By Anonymous - 16/06/2014 16:33 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
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professorstark 5

I'm more impressed that he can control what goes on in his dreams! teach me master!

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gjikvtj 18

Yeah, I've been hoping for some sort of a lucid dream for years and this guy is just saying it all chilled out

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MrConcise 34

@22 - Can I use the 'report abuse' button since you're abusing my sanity? Back on topic, why is it bad OP didn't wanna clean up somebody else's mess? Dream OP is such a douchebag that he probably did it on purpose. Props to OP for not putting up with his shit.

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Onyxdragon 9

you do know it was HIS backpack, right?

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DARKDAY07 16

#42 please delete your account because thats just stupid.... feeling embarassed yet? no...... well you should be

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thatguynamedsky 32

ideally when stuff like this happens in my dreams and I really don't want to do it, like one I often get is doing dishes, something tells me that its all fake and that I can just wake up, its really odd, but anyway, the key to lucid dreams are to realize things are fake

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MrConcise 34

It's assuming OP and his dream self are separate identities, but OP still has to experience it. So much butthurt over a bad joke, lel. Not at all embarrassed, salty bruh.

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Sandman366 6

Since when are you and dream self separate...? Same person, in a dream.... Also, OP, that's pretty awesome actually.

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MrConcise 34

Again, it was just playing off the trope where people refer to themselves as "dream me" or what have you. It flopped, is what it is.

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nchic01 17

really? you had a dream exactly like that?

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nlm92 15

Me too! I've had dreams where something spills or there's a mess and somehow i either "will" the dream elsewhere, if I'm lucid enough, or just wake myself up. 52 you don't need to have the exact same dream to have similar experiences

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RLG4 20

That's awesome. Too bad you couldn't do that in real life... Make a mess of things, shake yourself awake, and wake up all warm and cozy in bed.

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domolovesyoshi 33

that would be amazing, that's a super power I want

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cakefete2 30

I think that's what happens when you get bitten by a radioactive sloth.

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91hayek 31

That's exactly what I thought when I read this FML. If I had a dollar for every time I've tried to pinch myself awake to escape awkward situations, I would have so many dollars I'd have to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming.

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popprock 13

How does that suck? Good job! I would've done the same thing, or just walked away.

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_CauseBatMan 5

Haha I keep reading this over and over :')

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Tthug 34

Yeah. It's not laziness if it's smart. Now if you won't clean up in real life, that's laziness.

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buckdharma 36

Op, you're not lazy. You're just perfectly happy doing nothing.

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laden_swallow09 34

Including leaving around messes and absolutely abhorring to do any sense of work? Yeeeaaah, you try to call it whatever you want; that's just plain laziness.

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Epikouros 31

I was so lazy this morning I dreamt about masturbating instead of Playboy bunnies. And I couldn't be bothered to fap for real when I woke up. Actually, I woke myself up when an intruder interrupted me and the dream turned violent.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Well you did wake yourself, that's something.

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