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By WTF - 12/09/2015 00:54 - Australia

Today, I found a folder on my boyfriend's computer called "Facebook". It turned out to be a collection of thousands of photos from his female friends' accounts. It was all sorted into folders like "Big Tits", "Blonde", "Cameltoe", "Feet", and "Jailbait". FML

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Facebook of what?

By TheOtherWoman - 18/01/2013 17:21 - United Kingdom - Weston-super-mare

Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML

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"Found", eh?

By Panda_bruh96 - 13/08/2021 19:01 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

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Double life

By augustpearl - 09/05/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a secret phone that's full of fake names and profiles (all his) and other women's nudes, with fake email accounts and social media accounts. He “wants us to work it out.” FML

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By Michelle - 04/08/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML

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Blast from the past

By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 23:01

Today, I found a USB stick my husband was hiding. I checked and it had hundreds of pictures of girls from porn sites and Instagram. That wasn’t the issue. Hidden in those pictures was a pic of his ex-girlfriend, with whom he has not been with past 8 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 01:42 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML

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By unluckylassy - 28/11/2013 00:01 - Ireland

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

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By wellthatsucks - 05/07/2015 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

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Cads1 24

Sunday 13 September 2015 0:18

Who on the planet it that organized?

kunjac0945 21

Sunday 13 September 2015 0:18

Judge ye not your boyfriends weird ****, lest ye too be judged for some weird shit you have.

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pickle1111 5

Sunday 13 September 2015 19:49

Ex-boyfriend**

cosmicdancer84 7

Sunday 13 September 2015 22:29

dump that douche. what a creep.

youngsterjoey96 7

Sunday 13 September 2015 23:16

Am I the only person thinking it's a bit weird you were going through your bf's computer files anyway..?

THEDARKLORDOFALL 17

Sunday 13 September 2015 23:23

At least he's organised

Cryptiic_ 10

Monday 14 September 2015 0:26

I admire his commitment..

exoticwaved 9

Monday 14 September 2015 2:56

It's good for you! Stop snooping!

leogachi 15

Monday 14 September 2015 10:56

@123 You don't know that she was snooping. She could have stumbled on it while using his computer. Lots of people let others use their computer.

dirtbikeguy 14

Monday 14 September 2015 5:38

impressive

Huodang2 6

Monday 14 September 2015 5:44

op, Do have the courage to browse through his browse history? blue or red pill?

tomvertigo 17

Monday 14 September 2015 7:54

I see you typed boyfriend. Common mistake - it's really spelled "sex offender".

julianna5782 12

Monday 14 September 2015 13:48

good. Lord.

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