hopefully you can come up with an explanation other than some creepy guy with a boner problem being in your home when you're away.. maybe he's the erectile dysfunction bandit!

Do you have sleepwalking tendencies, or taking medicine that have sleepwalking as a side effect? Some people have reported strange things while sleepwalking.

Well that explains why you can't get it up, OP.

Funny that almost everyone here is so stupid that they think she has had a burglar visit her house. Either someone has access to her Google account, etc. and therefore the search was synced. Or, someone has remote access to her computer, though this is more unlikely.

Are you on medication that might cause short term memory loss? I know if I take Ambien it does that to me. Till this day I still have no recollection to how I ended up waking up in my bathtub with a broken shower rod.

In Google chrome, after you sign-in with gmail, it keeps your history over all devices with google chrome you've signed-in. Now, think hard: did you use another device and signed-in to your gmail account? If so, there's your problem

You didn't accept help from "Microsoft" when they phoned you saying you had "viruses" on your computer did you?

sleep-googling?

Santa?...

jeezus! :O