Miscellaneous: Today, I found a great recipe for dinner, and emailed it to myself...

By Mels - 06/01/2014 20:57 - United States - Boston

Today, I found a great recipe for dinner, and emailed it to myself with the subject "Dinner tonight". Hours later, I'd forgotten all about it, opened my emails, saw the subject line, and thought someone was asking me out to dinner. I got really excited until I saw the sender address. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2023 07:30 - Germany

Today, I sent an important email to my entire team, but I accidentally left a shopping list as the subject line. They responded with grocery items they needed. Nobody mentioned the email content. FML

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By lovergirl - 27/07/2017 12:00 - United States - Orem

Today, I received an email from a potential employer with an awesome job opportunity. I was so excited, I immediately went to forward the email to my husband. My email included a lot of "I love you" and "we are going to celebrate tonight ;)". In my excitement, I hit reply instead of forward. FML

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By Kit2019 - 23/07/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML

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By wordmalfunction - 25/05/2009 21:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I was preparing a dinner for some business associates, in hopes of closing the deal on a promotion. I emailed them with the menu, in case there were any allergies. Hours later, I checked the email again to find that instead of serving the Roast Duck I would be serving the Roast Fuck. FML

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By mylifereallysuks - 08/11/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML

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Time to move

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, I updated an e-mail I've saved to drafts and have been updating every day for the last few months to a girl I really adore. In this letter, I told her everything I ever kept from her. Instead of saving it to drafts again, I accidentally sent it. And she's online. FML

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By mjbx - 01/01/2012 19:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

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Nice try

By Proof-Reader - 15/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

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By LoveBytes - 27/03/2012 21:29 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML

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Self-care

By Mee - 05/10/2009 10:49 - Kuwait

Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML

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blakesinthelake 11

Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:42

Well was the dinner good at least?

EverestMelting 23

Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:45

It's almost like a nice little surprise like finding money but that surprise turns into pain when you realize it's Monopoly money..

Comments

elixaaaaa 13

Tuesday 7 January 2014 2:52

Sorry OP. I've been in a similar situation before. Better to have your own company that the company of some of these jerks on here!

Xotoolyxo 16

Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:51

Nothing a bucket of ice cream and chick flicks can't fix

Effinusername 7

Tuesday 7 January 2014 4:34

Chick flicks are Satan when youre lonely. Maybe she should watch some "Deadly Women" instead.

Flying_Camel 9

Tuesday 7 January 2014 3:52

Being shot down from your moment of excitement hurts.

crazydanilo 13

Tuesday 7 January 2014 4:19

Forever alone haha

mxij 13

Tuesday 7 January 2014 5:22

Plot twist: you had already eaten dinner

Normaniser 0

Tuesday 7 January 2014 5:34

Is it still to late to ask you to dinner

outoftown 26

Tuesday 7 January 2014 5:51

Awww... But If the recipe works, you can invite someone and wow them with your great cooking.

Neighborhoods 8

Tuesday 7 January 2014 7:26

you got food so nothing to be sad about!

an3ph 20

Tuesday 7 January 2014 7:52

So… invite yourself out for dinner!

mete_orito 34

Tuesday 7 January 2014 10:04

This is one of those forever alone moments.

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