Love: Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that...

By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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Kinda sus, dude

By Anonymous - 12/10/2021 11:00

Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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gxjkb 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:02

and you believed that?

BeeSkwaird 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:02

Riiiiiiiight

Comments

skittlez0809 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:41

o wowwwwwwwwwwwww hahahahahhaha sux 4 u :)

beaniebabe 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:43

and you bought that?

bdaniels362 3

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:48

I'm sure he was lying. You're an idiot..

purple_nugget 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:01

that sucks!! omg but he was lying you can tell.. pleasee. your pretty dumb for believing him... DUMP HIM RIGHT AWAY!.

AAAAHHHH12 2

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:03

Wait half a burger flipping second, you believed him?!?! Shame shame!

RideOorDiee 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:03

Maybe he has a fedish!!

Trager 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 18:53

It's "it's" learn your contractions. (And be careful not to pick on grammar when you make mistakes in the reply.)

Lqum26 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 14:42

owned hahahaha

Medea_FTW 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:06

WTF? Just because some dude wears panties doesn't mean he's gay. I'm a raging **** and like my boxers, thanks. Cross-dressing is NOT synonymous with homosexuality, so shut your holes before spouting off your ignorance. This isn't CNN. OP, I say you make him drop trou and try that shit on right in front of you. If he can't get them past his knees, you know he has a side piece. And if he can...well, your lingerie wardrobe just doubled! :D

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:15

That's why I wondered if he had a panty fetish. People are just damned dumb. Clothing doesn't determine your sexuality... unless your name is Hard Gay. Girls can wear dude clothes, but god forbid the opposite.

Starchild21 3

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:04

Medea has a great point, and DGW has a great point about guys not wearing chick clothes. get the dude to try it on, and then decide from there but please break up with him and not try and start a fight with any chick hes screwing if hes cheatin, thats the most retarded thing ever

blabbermouth26 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:25

I think the op knows that he is cheating cause her name is angry!!

_chrissy_ 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 6:21

I think so, too. It's like she repeated his excuse at the end to emphasize how dumb it is...similar to how she'd repeat the story to her friend. "Apparently...they're his. :|" Or something like that. Perhaps there is another woman and she planted them to get the guy in trouble...because why would he knowingly do another chick's laundry? I don't know. The plot thickens!!