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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By Foufinator - 04/10/2009 19:33 - France

Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML

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By no name - 22/02/2011 12:25

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2021 00:30

Today, I was drinking lemon juice through a straw. After finishing half of the drink, I noticed there was a cockroach in my straw. FML

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Sorry, little dude

By dire-rear - 16/01/2010 20:19 - Singapore

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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By wellesleybanana - 17/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday and took care of our roach problem. I woke up and kissed my boyfriend good morning. Frowning, he told me I had something stuck on the corner of my mouth. It was a roach leg. Where is the rest of the roach? FML

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By jaqlove - 02/07/2016 20:28 - United States - Clementon

Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 14:30 - United States

Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

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By cockroach - 27/09/2009 15:52 - United States

Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML

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Hi guys

By unemployed - 11/07/2016 19:09 - United States - Modesto

Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Saturday 8 February 2014 1:18

Did it come with a side order of Chicken Flied Lice, too? That would bug me.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 8 February 2014 1:17

Oh good lord...that's disgusting... Hope you can get a refund....

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kenleybunch 15

Saturday 8 February 2014 3:26

Never eating take out again.... Commencing now. Who am I kidding? I'm just going to inspect my food heavily now.

capthigh 16

Saturday 8 February 2014 5:07

hahaha this is my exactly what I thought

ziya1999 12

Saturday 8 February 2014 3:35

Despicable. Complain to restaurants manager, its a real offense to serve roaches.

disturbedrox11 17

Saturday 8 February 2014 4:18

my biggest fear. that sounds terrifying.

z0mBi3kiTTy 18

Saturday 8 February 2014 4:37

My first thought was that you were talking about the good roach to stumble upon, not the insect!

capthigh 16

Saturday 8 February 2014 5:13

it's really hard to read this FML and the comments since this bug that I can't type out and shall remain nameless is my BIGGEST fear even being in the same house as them causes me to break down in tears if this ever happened to me I don't know what I'd do with myself FYL OP

eatmor2 9

Saturday 8 February 2014 5:45

"Takeaway" what the hell is that? You mean takeout?

cameronhollywood 2

Saturday 8 February 2014 6:50

I have one word for the restaurant CONDEMED

knotcool 15

Saturday 8 February 2014 7:33

I misunderstood the FML. I thought OP meant the OTHER kind of roach, which would be a lot less unpleasant, lol.

Patrick_Poptarts 13

Saturday 8 February 2014 8:52

In America we call it takeout. At least they didn't make you pay for the roach!

telli164 30

Saturday 8 February 2014 9:29

Oh man, that's so ****** up, roaches are the #1 enemy!

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