By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Did it come with a side order of Chicken Flied Lice, too? That would bug me.

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worldclassrager 39

Oh good lord...that's disgusting... Hope you can get a refund....

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weveallbeenthere 30

takeaway? should have given your takeaway back.

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kaytasha 18

Yes its definitely possible infact its a very viable option

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CountWest 6

What OP experienced was a very disgusting experience, of course, but unless they actually got food poisoning or caught an illness it does not merit a lawsuit. Call for a health inspector, tell everyone about it and never go there again. But it is not advised to sue. Don't be THAT guy.

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Brianna_Ray 23

This may be weird but I've never seen a roach in person before, only on tv. Finding one in my mouth is not how I want to first see one. FYL OP.

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Nyx_fml 23

You are one lucky person. Roaches are gross.

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coried91 28

I envy you. I moved into a place with a roach infestation. German roaches to be exact. They are extremely difficult to get rid of. It was the worst few weeks of my life.

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asc2013 9

Agreed, but at least it wasn't alive when she spat it back out.

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Lilxpie 18

I was at school being bored one day and I pressed the 6 key three times. A cockroach came out from under the keyboard. Satan has therefore invented cockroaches.

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Brianna_Ray 23

I hope I never see any. I remember having to watch a nature show In high school and during an episode a bat fell to the ground while sleeping and they ate it alive. That scene scarred me for life.

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grgnyce 8

Free extra protein....sorry OP!!

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coried91 28

This FML is making me sick to my stomach!

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DorklyComicFan 8

I cringed after reading that. Brush your teeth/tongue multiple times tonight.

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zwhite2712 12

Bear Grylls, "There is a takeaway in my roaches."

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jayleensmama 14

I'll probably get down voted into oblivion, but what's takeaway? Takeout?

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Peachy2392 26

I think OP is referring to the left over food they brought home. Different people call it different things.

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jadeystram 3

No it's exactly the same as "takeout" instead of out it's away.

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psycheiris13 20

How did you not realize that you were putting a roach in your mouth! Not your fault it was in there though. I'd report them

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rachelann21 9

Oh that's just nasty

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