By Kallian - 25/10/2012 07:08 - Australia
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Kallian_fml
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I actually feel much more comfortable on my bike than in a car. When I was 15 someone crashed into the side of my mums car, right where I was sitting. The passenger seat I'd been in was completely crushed. Many of my bones were also crushed. Guess I'm just afraid of getting trapped in a car like that again.
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alexhaz64
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I would hope he got a ticket too at least. A van in a motorcycle spot?
alexhaz64
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Ugh i just realized that your bike was parked in a regular spot. Asshole- 1, you-0
did you get their licence plate? that way you can at least fight it and hopefully get rid of the ticket
WeAreRisen
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That's why I always lock the forks on my bike before going anywhere where it'll be out of sight. Oh, and I leave it in gear so if some random asshat still tries to move it, it won't.
thatclown
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Shoulda broke that pricks window or something
BellaBelle_fml
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Lets just add another fine and court date to OP's calendar.
ironheart98
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dang that sucks , park the bike in gear next time so it cant be moved, i know my key needs to be put in the on position before it will switch gears.
Or just rent a helicopter, Fill it with projectile missiles, fly it over to his sea-side California mansion, and bomb the shit out of it.
Time to take a slugger to both headlights.
Slash a hole in all four tires, carve his name into his leather seats...
gc327072
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And maybe next time he'll think, before he cheats (by taking your spot).
klovemachine
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Jesus take the wheel :)
snowman6
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You're an idiot.
Mr25_fml
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I guess that really *puts on sunglasses* grinds your gears huh? YYEEAAAHHH
Okay, I get the sunglasses thing, but what's with this "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH" shit I've been seeing lately? It's ******* stupid.
pinkpixie06
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Because the theme song comes on just after he puts his glasses on and finishes his witty yet obvious statement.
That CSI show is *puts on sunglasses* lame. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH
perdix
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The *lowers sunglasses* schtick can be funny if applied properly. The "YEAH" is useless and ruins the comedic timing of an otherwise well-executed joke.
my turtle.doesnt drive
Well I should certainly hope not!
perdix
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Quietly pay your fine and trade in your motorcycle for a Vespa, because you ain't a biker. A real biker would have choked the shit out of the van driver for touching his bike, and then made the ****** pay the fine. You, sir, are a pretender and a stain on the badass image of bikers. I'll bet you turn down ********. You make me sick.
Cowboy1986
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The boys from sons of anarchy would be ashamed of you! What kind of man are you?!
Kallian_fml
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perdix- Getting a ******* is definitely my all time favorite dream. Sadly, I'm a woman.
It's ok Kallian- I think all of us women dream of being Futa. Wait, just me? :(
perdix
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#87, haha, but lady bikers are expected to be ass-kickers, too. This is why you are the fantasies among Casper Milquetoasts like me ;)
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I'm sure they have cameras around there somewhere, you could always get them to look.
time to key the van~