You don't touch a mans bike.

30mins is really nothing. Some days I wait up to 2 hours for a decent park spot.

snowman6- we will forgive you this once for insulting Noor, since you're new. Don't let it happen again. We can down-vote her sometimes, and state plausible disagreements, but not insult. Although! Please, insult Doc. You'll learn quicker. (Or you'll quit FML entirely. I love seeing him rip people apart. And I'm not alone in that) And Noor, in all seriousness... I think what that van-dude did was totally rude and our OP deserves to at least make himself feel better. Cause a rude person to have a bad day! Slash his tires! He paid more than ticket price to replace them.

its cause you fuckhead bike people dont park in bike spots, you park in car spots.

Take advantage of this moment OP! its not everyday you get to loiter by a man's vehicle, standing there like a badass, patiently waiting for your chance for revenge.

Snowman6 - Noor, Doc et al are no different to anyone else that uses this site. If you want to pile on to them go for it. IF, and only if, they have said something stupid/unclear/illogical.

Maybe don't leave it in neutral ...

I have the urge to move bikes out of parking spaces. Only when driving around the parking lot forever looking for a space, then finally I think I see one, so I race to it before someone else gets it, and BOOM. There's a ******* motorcycle stuck in there. I'd never actually move one though, that's ****** up. FYL op, sorry about the ticket.

Fight it.

Why didn't you lock your bike?