By mastel07 - 10/12/2014 12:59 - United Kingdom - Stevenage

Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
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amandasoushek 16

You resorted to cheating based on one strand of hair? YDI

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Enslaved 36

Do you smell his dick every time he returns home? You seem very untrusting of him if a stray hair automatically means he's been cheating on you.

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devildog562 33

So if his dick smells like a fish stick he's been cheating right ?

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Enslaved 36

I had a friend that suspected her boyfriend was cheating. He didn't smell like another girl's privates but more like he just freshly showered. Turns out, after confessing, he did wash himself afterwards with hand soap in the sink of a gas station. Classy!

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sabbyheartswhat 23

As terrible as it sounds. And I'm not the type to do it, but smelling the D is a logical way to know. If he's been at work all day he shouldn't smell freshly showered. And if he's been at work all day he shouldn't smell like condoms or another woman either. It's crazy. But if there's that little trust where you're resorting to sniffing your guy's junk when he comes home. Maybe it's time to break up and move along. I meant tell that to your friend.

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bobslawnservice 16

Your husband had better be getting the best sex of his life now by way of apology.

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Wakachulak 22

Massage your jaw, you will be using it a lot soon.

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mrmcleod 29

After reading many of the comments, I've come to the conclusion that this is part of the "apology-make-up" process. Why else would someone submit themselves to this interwebs pillory?

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grunt_fml 17

Yeah, exactly. Because apparently sex will make up for everything, right? "Sorry for making my brothers beating you up, because I wrongly thought that you've cheated on me. But hey, let me give you a *******!" And there is another problem. If my wife treated my like this, this "sex as excuse for inappropriate behaviour" thing simply would not work, because I would have a hard time to... well, get him hard. Amongst other things, sex is about trust and how am I supposed to trust her anymore?

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apk892 7

YDI for being a psycho. You'll be lucky if he comes back.

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Migole 36

Uhm wow, overreaction much? I get being angry and upset at first but throwing his stuff out of the house over one single hair? Are you ******* crazy? My hair is a light brown but depending on the lighting single hairstrains can look blonde or very dark, so you're pretty stupid for not assuming it was your own first. And since you and your husband are probably in touch with dozens of other people during the day (crowded trains, sharing a sofa/chair with others, a hug with a family member/close friend etc.) you should realize it's fairly easy to get ONE single hair of another person on your clothes and carry it home with you. It seems to me like you have serious trust and anger issues and you are very lucky if your husband stays with you after this and you should definitely consider therapy.

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jerryj 27

No offense, but you seem like a crappy wife.

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Zomg_Okay 26

No, don't pass the blame on. ******* own up to it.

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tdawg91 17

Or admit that she has no trust in her husband?

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countryb_cth 38

It's not a slim chance that two grey hairs fell from her head. You lose a bunch of hair during the day and at night. She ovbiously has more than just two grey hairs. She also said it was long and since it was her own hair, she probably has more grey hair she just can't see it.

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Im2Shy 16

So not fair to your innocent husband. I sure hope you apologize and make it up to him.

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countryb_cth 38

What are you trying to do here? Get OP more paranoid that she freaks out at everything? She is already a crazy bitch don't make her into a phycho bitch, who knows what would happen then.

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