Miscellaneous: Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding...

By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

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By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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By veggocake - 26/09/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML

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By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:11

Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2024 13:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my friends-with-benefits asked me if the girl who just added me on Facebook and Instagram is someone new I’m talking to, all within hours of this new friend adding me on social media. FML

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By crucets - 06/10/2010 04:37 - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

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kiwi__bird 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:28

Daaaaamn.

my_fml_account 2

Monday 28 September 2009 12:50

Maybe the OP used to be a man and is unrecognisable after the surgery?

Comments

i_got_it 0

Monday 28 September 2009 20:07

people still use facebook?? that shit it mad confusing... but maybe thats because im slow.... im not sure cuz im zooted.

vivamissnica 0

Monday 28 September 2009 20:39

Ewww what a bitch

cucumberfabulous 7

Monday 28 September 2009 23:58

Sorry, I don't get this?? You said you added her, THEN suggested more friends for her? Then she added all of them but not you? What the heck....?

LemonFairy 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:22

How does that... not make sense? Unless you don't have a facebook? If not: you friend request someone, and at that time you can suggest people that they may know and send a "people you may know" request thing (something like that) to both people. So the friend added all of the people the OP suggested, but not the OP.

cucumberfabulous 7

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:16

Ohhhhhh okay... thank you! Yea, I don't have a Facebook so this is all very confusing to me =P

swimmer07 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:39

fake. you can't suggest friends for someone on facebook unless you are friends with them.

mina_8 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:55

That probably means the person saw you as "someone to talk to because it passes time" rather than "a friend." :P

19fml18 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:58

That doesn't mean you weren't the creepo in the back corner. There's usually one at most tables.

i_stay_anonymous 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 4:23

I don't get it. You added her, but she added everyone but you... I don't get it... At all.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 5:22

That chick's going to be me in the future, I just know it...

jessamused 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 6:34

now, see. when you add someone, you can type in a private message. *hi so-and-so! remember me, we used to hang together in school! what you been up to? hows life* opens the door and stops the awkwardness of not being remembered. not that i would know. usually i am the person saying to others...um, who was this person we apparently sat with for 5 years.....If your name has changed, you have put on/lost a drastic amount of weight or drastically changed your appearence in other ways, its completely possible she just doesnt equate you now, to person you were. though, she could have had some tact, and did what i have done and send a private message straight to the requester "sorry, its been a few years. you look familiar, and your name feels familiar, but Im not sure i know you....". people are either very accomodating, or get offended. you can't please everyone. just move on. so she doesnt remember you. just because you sat together at lunch doesnt mean you knew her, or she thought of you as a friend. sorry, but true.