Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I...

By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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You deserved it 4 431

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By Tuffgunsmoke - 04/02/2010 07:22 - France

Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML

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You deserved it 31 553

By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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You deserved it 4 354

By elizio - 04/08/2015 11:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML

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You deserved it 2 930

Awkward

By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 02:01

Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML

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You deserved it 1 345

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 85

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By wtf bro?! - 07/05/2019 12:00

Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML

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You deserved it 191

Get me out of this time loop!

By Anonymous - 10/11/2024 03:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I ran into an old friend at the grocery store and told them, "Let’s catch up soon!" We then ran into each other in every single aisle. It got awkwarder and awkwarder, and by the fifth time I was pretty sure neither of us wanted to see the other ever again. FML

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You deserved it 131

By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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You deserved it 3 092

By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 358

You deserved it 5 113

By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 045

You deserved it 3 094

perdix 29

Monday 3 January 2011 23:45

Hm. He's taking pictures of your ass? Did you know this about your old friend or is this a new development? Maybe your comment on his FB should be "Look who got eveñ gayer!"

Anteezy 7

Monday 3 January 2011 23:13

Well you probably did get fatter didn't you.

Comments

dragonaair 5

Monday 3 January 2011 23:12

HAHAHAHA. That's funny, but extremely rude.

chewbacca69 0

Monday 3 January 2011 23:16

^ Thank you Captain obvious

WeeGee_fml 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 2:42

captain obvious? can I be captain falcon

the_real_deal 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 6:32

if he gets to be captain falcon I wanna be captain tiger paw

The_Moustache 6

Tuesday 4 January 2011 6:45

I call that tranny, Wario.

FreshSalad 1

Tuesday 4 January 2011 6:56

ooo!!! I want daisy!!!

AMagicalLeoplura 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 7:13

Do you have what it takes to be a captain? btw I call being captain icebreaker

blaherman 12

Tuesday 4 January 2011 10:11

and I'm captain Morgan .

joshijosh 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 21:01

i'll be Captain Planet!! oh yeah im the hero haha

Lalala1996 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 9:20

your welcome lieutenant sarcasm! o.o I had to...

schalk 12

Tuesday 11 January 2011 0:42

..and illegal maybe. The new laws for identity theft and whatnot are a bitch

Anteezy 7

Monday 3 January 2011 23:13

Well you probably did get fatter didn't you.

QueenOfBoredom 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 4:30

even if that is so it's still being a jackass

xTrue25 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 11:31

queen of boredom eh? you just eat the whole time huh?

MoldinRooster 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:51

46 - That was funnier then the FML. :D

Doortje 29

Monday 3 January 2011 23:13

Wow, what an ass. Remove him from your friends list asap.

DocBastard 38

Monday 3 January 2011 23:25

You're an ass for adding him to your Facebook so quickly. A big ass. A very VERY big ass.

attatood 8

Monday 3 January 2011 23:29

@ #5 Hahahaha! I see what you did there. Too Amusing... and yet cruel. I love it :)

RosiePatosie 0

Monday 3 January 2011 23:37

Dang, rude.

Mama_Umbridge 8

Monday 3 January 2011 23:38

Ju know how you can fix that? Lift everything you can find over your head, and eat notting but protein shakes, falcon eggs, and ROCKS

perdix 29

Monday 3 January 2011 23:45

Hm. He's taking pictures of your ass? Did you know this about your old friend or is this a new development? Maybe your comment on his FB should be "Look who got eveñ gayer!"

untoward 0

Monday 3 January 2011 23:59

you win @ life

irockfendergirl 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 1:49

Awesome! :)

denvan 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 10:43

A+ to that

turtleninja 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 6:46

ftw!

daddy15 0

Monday 3 January 2011 23:50

ydi for being a fat person and letting your self go.

InnocentLies 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 0:19

Well did you gain weight ? If so then YDI for not staying in shape. He was just being honest. :D

ImaginaryFoe 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 2:43

He wasn't "just" being honest, he was also being unnecessarily rude. Nobody's perfect and to post someone's flaws online without his knowledge or permission is the work of an true arsehole. If someone asks for your opinion, by all means, be honest. But there is no need to be crass.