Miscellaneous: Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding...

By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

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You deserved it 3 094

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 634

You deserved it 4 172

By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 592

You deserved it 4 042

Log out

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 954

You deserved it 8 622

Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 024

You deserved it 2 302

By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 302

You deserved it 4 431

Friends like these

By veggocake - 26/09/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 806

You deserved it 63 449

Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 568

You deserved it 1 068

By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:11

Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 068

You deserved it 1 340

Overly attached FWB

By Anonymous - 14/05/2024 13:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my friends-with-benefits asked me if the girl who just added me on Facebook and Instagram is someone new I’m talking to, all within hours of this new friend adding me on social media. FML

I agree, your life sucks 187

You deserved it 400

By crucets - 06/10/2010 04:37 - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 203

You deserved it 57 459

kiwi__bird 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:28

Daaaaamn.

my_fml_account 2

Monday 28 September 2009 12:50

Maybe the OP used to be a man and is unrecognisable after the surgery?

Comments

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 28 September 2009 15:17

*Hits mercy in the face with a book* Now you know!

hauptubel 0

Monday 28 September 2009 15:53

don't give a crap about people who don't give a crap about you

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 28 September 2009 16:01

Oh it is, my child. Some day, I'll show you the wonders of AssStick and ThroatCock. Maybe soon. Wincest?

The_Pleb 0

Monday 28 September 2009 16:22

well said ^

cuzirock132 0

Monday 28 September 2009 17:00

FYL for being so forgetable.

containsnosoy 0

Monday 28 September 2009 17:23

If she really asked that forcefully about you, she's way not worth worrying about. Anyone asking with that degree of self-over-others isn't really worth your *friendship* of facebook. Besides, it's facebook.

blargmanus 0

Monday 28 September 2009 17:36

Well, if you have a new last name (due to something like marriage) and your profile is private, they might not have be able to recognize you.

axlman 0

Monday 28 September 2009 18:18

haha people change!

mekzikinz 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:02

YDI for using facebook. no im kidding. but, FYL, dude.

kukopia 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:46

How many years ago did you eat near each other and with how many people?!?!?!? OMG, someone you once met doesn't remember you... I'm trying to give a crap, but I just can't manage to...

roadrunner189 0

Monday 28 September 2009 20:15

if they ate lunch everyday together it wasn't "someone he/she once met" they were probably friends. if a friend didn't remember you, but remembered everyone else, wouldn't you feel it?