Love: Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of...

By double trouble - 04/05/2015 04:04

Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 570

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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You deserved it 3 412

By shield1123 - 29/09/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 348

Arrest them!

By chris - 14/06/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 870

Frustration level 100

By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

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You deserved it 218

By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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You deserved it 12 923

By Diesel - 03/05/2011 14:23 - Belgium

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

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You deserved it 4 589

By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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You deserved it 1 475

BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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You deserved it 1 777

Classic

By Anonymous - 04/01/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 82

You deserved it 327

clevergirl98 20

Monday 4 May 2015 14:43

Hey now you can get a better bike and a better husband that will treat you like a queen :)

Katthebamf 29

Monday 4 May 2015 14:38

That is dedication to being an asshole on his part! On the plus side you have your bike back

Comments

aruden 25

Monday 4 May 2015 14:44

Hey you got your bike back that's all that really matters

MrConcise 34

Monday 4 May 2015 14:45

What is he, a paper boy? "I have the daily prick for you, ma'am." Yep, prick seems very accurate.

guinea_pigs 9

Monday 4 May 2015 14:45

Steal is back and have it waiting for him when he gets home.

codytallica 38

Monday 4 May 2015 14:46

Pedaling for pussy lol

drunk_crow 12

Monday 4 May 2015 14:47

Uia

thejonac 21

Monday 4 May 2015 14:49

husband= someone who'll love and cherish and respect you forever this isn't The One. you definitely deserve better.

LilsBills300 19

Monday 4 May 2015 15:34

"A husband is a male in a marital relationship. The rights and obligations of the husband regarding his spouse, others, and his status in the community and in law, vary between cultures and have varied over time."

shutupshane12 12

Monday 4 May 2015 14:51

But the husband is dedicated to helping people by sleeping with them (reference to the previous fml post)

Enchantedlove 1

Monday 4 May 2015 14:54

What a stupid man

LoverWordsFood 27

Monday 4 May 2015 14:54

Did you take the bike back and leave a nice little note in its place? Leave the asshole high and dry without a way home and then change the locks for your house so he can't get back in. Clearly he doesn't give a shit about your relationship anymore. Cheaters should be held accountable for their actions and that shit like this, does not fly or ride away on your bike.

Badkarma4u 17

Monday 4 May 2015 15:25

You don't get to change the locks on yoyr house whenever you are angry. That makes no sense. If they are divorced and she buys his share of the house from him sure, but you dont get to lock someone out of their own home. .

slackerjoe 22

Monday 4 May 2015 17:27

they are correct. you don't get to kick the person out if you any getting along, per the law. even though you might be able to file then into leaving, if they don't want to leave and continue to pay their financial obligations, they are allowed to stay there just like you are. if that is, they were living there for more than I believe 30 days prior to this. I'm sure the actual account may vary by location within the USA.

LoverWordsFood 27

Monday 4 May 2015 22:28

27, 42, did you read the fml at all, or my comment?

John_HAM 11

Tuesday 5 May 2015 2:26

They obviously did and petty retaliation makes you seem like a very small person instead of being an ADULT and filing for divorce like most people who were wronged in a marriage. ?

Badkarma4u 17

Tuesday 5 May 2015 20:12

Yeah I read it. If a husband has paid thousands of dollars for his share of the property. A spouse does not get to dictate if he can live there or not. That would take a court order. So she would jusr incur an addtional expense of changing the locks and theb changing them back.