Love: Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of...

By double trouble - 04/05/2015 04:04

Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By shield1123 - 29/09/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

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Arrest them!

By chris - 14/06/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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Frustration level 100

By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By Diesel - 03/05/2011 14:23 - Belgium

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 04/01/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML

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clevergirl98 20

Monday 4 May 2015 14:43

Hey now you can get a better bike and a better husband that will treat you like a queen :)

Katthebamf 29

Monday 4 May 2015 14:38

That is dedication to being an asshole on his part! On the plus side you have your bike back

Comments

Sandman2015 12

Monday 4 May 2015 17:48

I guess it's time he is pedaled over to the court house for a divorce.

ARandomDickhead 8

Monday 4 May 2015 18:04

How is 40 gettin down thumbed I found it quite funny

deejoy 22

Monday 4 May 2015 18:25

So you gained a bike and lost an asshole? Sounds like a win!

Randomxnp 10

Monday 4 May 2015 18:31

Surely someone old enough to marry should be able to use tenses? The form is not "didn't steal" but "hadn't stolen".

whatanerd 1

Monday 4 May 2015 19:40

The pretentious attitude really wasn't necessary.

csi_fml 19

Monday 4 May 2015 18:45

Two cheating bastards in a row. I'm impressed

Enslaved 36

Monday 4 May 2015 18:55

How did he get back home or was he there for that entire week?

OhYouMad 12

Monday 4 May 2015 18:58

I'd take it back and make that ****** walk home.

flyingmind_fml 17

Monday 4 May 2015 19:56

*mistress

jcfrisco 13

Monday 4 May 2015 20:08

about a WEEK ago, week ago

mcluvin_707 6

Monday 4 May 2015 20:11

Was he riding to his girlfriend due to his love of "helping" people?

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