Animals and Cats: And probably giggling

And probably giggling

By Anonymous - 10/08/2020 05:02

Today, I realized our cat has a sixth sense for when he wants to be seen. When we don't care where the cat is, he's within plain sight. When we lose track of him and are in a panic worrying if he got out, he's hiding. FML

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Monday 10 August 2020 8:39

Did it ever occur to you that the reason you lose track of him is because he's already hiding? And, on the flip side, maybe at other times when you don't care where he is, is because he's within your sight?