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By Frauded - 17/12/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend of two years is a wanted man in the state of Texas, and was living under a fake identity for the past three years. What is he wanted for? Rampant identity theft. FML
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KaizerTeel 0

I call FAKE. Identity theft is a Federal Offence, and would not have made him wanted in Texas alone.

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FML_FYL_2009 0

#12, are you retarded? You must ride the shortbus. I'm pretty sure it's better if her boyfriend isn't wanted for ANYTHING. And identity theft is pretty serious. Hopefully one day, someone will steal your identity and you can see how personally tragic it really is.

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shunshunrikka89 0

Just because his comment might have sounded stupid to you does not mean its ok to wish something like that on him.... No one should have to go through something like that.

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smartypants9 15

17 are you retarded? I would rather have an identity stealing boyfriend than one that is a wanted rapist and murderer. Yes, identity theft is serious, but so is rape and killing people. And don't wish things like that on people. I suggest you stop being a rude and hateful moron.

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roryriddle 5

okay she's just pointing out that her boyfriend has been under a false name for 3 years and hes wanted for identity theft. do i have to spell out the irony of this?

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Dopeyrox 0

check your credit, kick his ass then RUN!!!!!

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girlindie 0

...how can identity theft be rampant?

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mangocherrypie 0

Really sorry to hear! How could you know; who the hell lies about their identity for such a long time?

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EveryDayJackAss 0

well if he's still with you after 2 years....that must mean he actually loves you.....or just really really doesn't feel like stealing your credit and just laying low. Too bad he ain't wanted for robbing, that would be badass, identity theft is just lame.

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shunshunrikka89 0

When your identity gets stolen they can buy hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of stuff in your name because you might have good credit. So essentially it's robbery on a massive scale, dumbass.

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ilovejustin4ever 0

if there is a reward you should tell coppers on him..... or if he knows you know i would tell cops straight away coz he could kill you coz he thinks or knows your guna tell cops....

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