Because he's an asshole trying to blame his ex for being the asshole.

It says her "boyfriend" not ex boyfriend

I think it's safe to assume they're exes now.

23 oh cool, it does say her boyfriend. Ignoring the fact that the boyfriend broke up with her, himself, or whatever, that mist mean that we cannot assume they are exes and must say they are still together.

She's probably still reeling from the underhanded breakup to consider him an ex, while the (ex) bf probably sees her as an ex.

Because you are what you eat. If this saying is true, then he must eat a lot of dick

Or thousands of ***** jokes and comments, as well as being branded an attention ***** once the truth comes out.

You'll also receive a letter from a doctor, advising you to check into a mental hospital. Faking pregnancy is not what normal, functioning people do.

Normalcy is boring.

19 - I would like to agree with you... But so many women do it. It's crazy!

108, normalcy? Nice.

112- and no body claim woman are or can be normal functioning people. Not all but most women are batshit crazy.

Four women do not like your comment.

Or you could just log into his and write what REALLY happened. Btw your picture scarred me for life?

Is he a genius for being able to log into someone elses Facebook? Because I don't see any "genius" in this FML.

No he's a genius for thinking of such a thing, instead of breaking up with her directly and probably get shitted on by all of her friends, he made it seem like she dumped him. Yet at the same time that was a dick move.

Why does breaking up with someone make that person an asshole? People don't know why people break up, and it isn't any of their business to know in the first place.

he's more of a pussy

45 - That's not what your mother said last night, Trebek.

#29, I know what you mean, my now ex girlfriend broke up with me, and she a shit load of sympathy. And I was branded an ass by her friends, and I did absolutely nothing wrong. I even asked het what I might have done, and she told me that I did nothing wrong. Not sure if I beleive her though. Either way, I was confused

76- Happened to me too. Guys are just naturally branded as dicks.

Last I check, she liked a massive dick!

No, he's an ahole for making it seem like she was the jerk when she had no intention of breaking up, but he did. He just wanted sympathy.

I'm assuming OP trusted her boyfriend with her password or as you said, had an easy-to-guess password.

Or she didnt log out of her account

Annie Are You OK? So, Annie Are You OK Are You OK, Annie

Oh my god, now I have the cover by Alien Ant Farm stuck in my head.

Alien who...lol

lmao now the song is in my head :)

You've been hit by (dun dun) You've been hit by (dun) A smooth criminal :) You know we never found out if Annie was okay. It's been 25 years and there's still no confirmation. :P

78- Alien Ant Farm is a band who created a rock cover of Smooth Criminal.

99- it was a joke..lol I know that song by Michael Jackson aka king of pop, not from the one hit wonder band that covered it :D

So is your mom.

1. That makes no sense whatsoever. 2. Go away.

Lol. 10 means OP's boyfriend didn't have the balls to break up with her face to face, I think. Ex-boyfriend now, I suppose?

That's no excuse. I suffer from depression and would never think of pulling something like that.

Depression does not make you a dick. People just use depression as an excuse to make dick moves like the one in the FML. Its inventive, but still a seriously dickish move to pull. The guy shoulda had the balls to break up with OP to her face. OP, FYL

Right...because being depressed and being a dick are obviously synonymous.

So what, now all depressed people are completely the same and have the same moral values? If you're mentally unstable, you're likely to do some pretty weird shit. But that depends on the level of your instability, I guess. Which is why I don't think he is depressed. Just a smart man, and a bit of an asshole.

I'd be careful about that one. People will likely think OP also has some of those, and consequently, OP may also be single for the rest of her life.

Or someone may assume that it wasn't him who posted it as posting a list of one's own STD's is not commonly done.