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By Brinty - 24/10/2009 04:26 - Australia

Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2017 20:00

Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML

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By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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By SydIsPrettyCool - 04/08/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 20:01

Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 15:46 - United States

Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML

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By fish killer - 08/02/2013 03:58 - Canada

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

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By gimmeasalad - 21/04/2012 06:01 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML

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By regret - 30/12/2019 01:00 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML

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By dEpPrEsSeDgIrL - 11/11/2009 11:28 - United States

Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML

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Talihintti 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 12:36

at least he died happy.

perdix 29

Saturday 24 October 2009 19:11

That's funny because I piss on my crabs all the time and they are still living happily in my crotch.

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stuffy25 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:49

poor fishey

3Dtwin3 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 7:44

at least your fish died happy... ask you bf if it was the fish's happy hour?

3Dtwin3 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 7:44

at least your fish died happy... ask you bf if it was the fish's happy hour?

aliceinannaland 0

Monday 27 December 2010 2:33

keep him around! i find him interesting. next thing you know, he'll buy your dog some weed. fun!

skizzlerz 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 13:59

this reminds me of a girl at my school who killed a stingray because she spit out her bf's cum into it's tank and it died

lionlvr 9

Monday 12 September 2011 16:39

Awwww..R.I.P FISHY.

mk58 31

Saturday 7 April 2012 23:40

Oh, I thought fish and red wine mixed well.

aquaman95 7

Friday 15 June 2012 0:09

warning ******* with my aquarium will result in a serious ass whooping with no limitaions

Vita_1 30

Wednesday 11 June 2014 13:50

Well they do say sharing is caring.

tiredofwaiting 25

Friday 24 July 2015 8:20

I would not trust him with children in that case.

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Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

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