You wouldn't get it

By FourMoreBeers - 22/08/2022 14:00

Today, my now-former friend explained in extreme hyperbole that the only reason Russia invaded Ukraine is because Zelensky is a zionist agent meant to make Putin and Trump look bad. He stopped taking my calls after I asked him to explain this. FML
I agree, your life sucks 899
You deserved it 160

Same thing different taste

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I think true “friends for life” is relatively rare. At various stages in ours, or others, lives people often change or they have less in common than we once had. Unfortunately, there is probably little that “Q-buddy” (Q-Anon conspiracies loving buddy) will likely listen to that opposes his viewpoint. And he doesn’t even fully understand his own confused crap enough to give an explanation. We can hope the madness passes, but don’t count on that. Just write him off and make new friends. Someday he may come to his senses, but don’t plan on that.

They are looking for "dirt" on Hunter Biden since Zelensky didn't give it to Trump on the impeachment phone call. Like we went looking for WMDs in Iraq. Maybe they'll find the "11,780...uh...votes" from Georgia while they are there?

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They are looking for "dirt" on Hunter Biden since Zelensky didn't give it to Trump on the impeachment phone call. Like we went looking for WMDs in Iraq. Maybe they'll find the "11,780...uh...votes" from Georgia while they are there?

dirt isn't exactly hard to find on hunter, especially since he recorded most of his crimes. They're very well documented, yet no charges...

I think true “friends for life” is relatively rare. At various stages in ours, or others, lives people often change or they have less in common than we once had. Unfortunately, there is probably little that “Q-buddy” (Q-Anon conspiracies loving buddy) will likely listen to that opposes his viewpoint. And he doesn’t even fully understand his own confused crap enough to give an explanation. We can hope the madness passes, but don’t count on that. Just write him off and make new friends. Someday he may come to his senses, but don’t plan on that.

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The only people making Putin and Trump look bad are Putin and Trump.

"Buddy, Putin and Trump didn't NEED his help."