By anonymous - 19/08/2013 05:41 - United States - Lamar

Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML
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ohhhsnapple 14

You're his only child that YOU know about... Surprise!

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TrueTriage 16

You could respond by breaking down and saying your dad is a lesbian.

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alfred07 18

You're his only child that you know of

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NinjaBunny026 16

I'm pretty sure it's "brother from another mother" I know the meaning is the same, but still

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buckeyed 20

I agree with #20. Always go for the rhyme.

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RedPillSucks 31

Maybe she was rhyming with another (anotha) instead of brother.

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foxfur 25

time for a talk with dad.

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brainsoverbeauty 21

Maybe you should ask your dad why you were never aware of the existence of your alleged half brother.

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Ceruleanst 5

40% of homeless youth are gay/bi/trans. Half of them were thrown out, and the other half fled.

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awkwardlysmiles 12

Ugh, Im just a little confused on how this relates to the FML...

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onlymytwocents 9

Gay adult here, formerly gay youth... That's a bunch of bullshit for like 90% of the country(USA). If 40% of homeless were gay youth, they would be cleaner with a lot better fashion sense

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Ceruleanst 5

The implication is that she may have an older brother who was expelled from the household before she was born.

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cristy91 33

That's a hard case of gay if it turned you into a woman

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perdix 29

Show him your **** and say, "You don't have a son!" Drunks respond powerfully to **** -- that's the whole topless bar business model.

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RedPillSucks 31

I hope they don't respond to **** they're related to.

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worldclassrager 39

Truth come out about an affair? Either way he was drunk didn't know what he was saying...

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viameighan 2

at least now you know you have a brother, a gay one

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