By kenbez123 - 14/08/2013 07:55 - Malta - Santa Venera

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML
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kenbez123 10

The neighbour in question was male. No he was not naked (thank god). When he noticed me he just ran off back to his house.

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WCARlover 34

Might want to assist them in getting checked for dementia or something

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SanpakuEyes 18

I hope they don't also try to "fertilize" the garden!

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kenbez123 10

The neighbour in question was male. No he was not naked (thank god). When he noticed me he just ran off back to his house.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

The ****** hell OP lol? Seriously..it's time to move.

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Rawr6591 21

that is weird as hell but also just as funny

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jennababe98 9

This strangely reminds me of that seahorse from the Spongebob episode.

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RsSsCamaro 4

Elderly people are strange.. Did he know a dog probably pissed on them? Barf!

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Bludmagnus 13

WOW..... he needs help.

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Vagitarian1 10

Was there someone behind her hiding in the bushes?

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carlosdanger33 2

OP. stop putting U's in words where they don't belong (it is neighbor, not neighbour). It makes you seem douchey. You are welcome.

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Serisent 26

Since OP is European, the 'u' in 'neighbour' is perfectly normal.

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kasmol 16

Now I know why the lawn at the local senior center is so nice even though I never see a lawn mower.

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mattrd_fml 31

hey gotta give him/her credit. most people are too busy these days to take time to stop and taste the roses.

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FrankHotpants 31

Is this like the woman who was caught stealing rhubarb?

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ghil15 8

one hungry vegitarian

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TrackGirl19 29

Dementia possibly? Should get him checked out

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