By kenbez123 - 14/08/2013 07:55 - Malta - Santa Venera

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML
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kenbez123 10

The neighbour in question was male. No he was not naked (thank god). When he noticed me he just ran off back to his house.

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WCARlover 34

Might want to assist them in getting checked for dementia or something

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DrowRanger 1

Sounds like a garden variety case of dementia. Hope your neighbor gets the help that he or she needs!

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Xotoolyxo 16

Rude much? Wouldn't you go over and see if she's okay instead.

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jw90 18

I see nothing wrong here

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thatgirlincali 13

Time to call animal control.

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simoncat 11

At least s/he wasn't using it as a "cat box." Right?

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RedPillSucks 31

Obviously after taking pictures, uploading to Facebook and YouTube, and posting on FML

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ViviMage 38

Roses are high in vitamin C!

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awkward_gothlady 32

Not sure what rule I violated here. I didn't say anything to offend anyone, I didn't say it wasn't FML-worthy or say it was fake, I didn't use text language...WTF?

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Omniprism 14

I would call someone. The ambulance or try to find their family's number. People can have mini strokes and what not. I hope they were speaking clearly. Next time call someone.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Who speaks clearly with a mouth full of flowers?

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kenbez123 10

I plan on talking to his family when they visit

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