Geek: Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my...

By Kris - 06/12/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

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By FreeToFly3733 - 19/08/2010 11:25 - Canada

Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML

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You deserved it 29 335

By Cellphonetroubles - 19/11/2009 07:36 - Canada

Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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You deserved it 6 221

By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 09:57 - United States

Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML

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By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 23 102

By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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You deserved it 8 973

By cs - 13/02/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

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You deserved it 4 981

ETA? No idea!

By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML

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You deserved it 408

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By blegh - 01/04/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML

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You deserved it 3 853

By surfer - 21/07/2014 17:14 - United States - New York

Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML

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You deserved it 26 245

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Monday 6 December 2010 23:17

There's an app for that.

starile 19

Monday 6 December 2010 23:06

Well your iPhone is all nice and clean now, right? ... Right??

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jjluv456 11

Monday 18 July 2011 21:14

leave it in dry rice for a week worked for me

youtubetre_fml 14

Thursday 27 October 2011 22:39

You just killed Steve Jobs :O

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 4 June 2012 19:28

Tell me how you didn't deserve this...?

StEpHiE1226 12

Monday 31 December 2012 14:54

What an expensive coaster you have there op!

xgardian 15

Friday 26 April 2013 10:56

To the rice!

kristena103 14

Wednesday 18 December 2013 21:36

What are you using to write this??!

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