By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 22:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML
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Cinn_fml 22

Batteries, just take the batteries out and have them mysteriously disappear (and any others in the house). Or get into the spirit of things and sing along with it. :P

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

My recommendation is that when he's not around take the batteries out of it and hide them. That or snip one of the connecting wires so that it just doesn't work. Even if your parent's found out and were mad it still seems like it would be better than being driven into a murderous rage by a singing Santa.

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zenti 2

Just like the other FML with the roommate and Pandora.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Except for the fact that in this case it would be one specific Christmas song over and over again and not many Christmas songs played through out the course of the day. Plus I'd bet the quality of Pandora music is better than that of a singing Santa toy so taking that into account I would say this situation is worse. That's just my opinion though.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Op, give the puppy a "bath" (: problem solved

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zenti 2

Yes, the details are different, but I'm talking about the whole FML in general. As soon as I read it I immediately thought of the roommate/Pandora one. Someone OP lives with finds something Christmas related that plays Christmas songs. Only several days/weeks to go. Same setup.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Replace "puppy" with "Santa." I'm go'n crazy.

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calililly93 0

Oh don't be such a Grinch. By the way, OP, I WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

we wish you a merry christmas but you think sucky thiswas so let me show you myjugs hmmmph. no.

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WallyTheWombat 0

My dad did the same thing with an Alvin and the chipmunks thing. That got annoying quickly.

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Cinn_fml 22

Batteries, just take the batteries out and have them mysteriously disappear (and any others in the house). Or get into the spirit of things and sing along with it. :P

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randall_doak 4

This is why Cinn is so awesome :) She comes up with the best solutions, and they're ususally ao simple the rest of us should be kicking ourselves for not thinking of them ourselves.....

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priscilla_28 5

I so know what you mean. I feel your pain. My niece's love our freaking Santa. I've hidden the batteries so many times. I've also 'accidently' dropped it, but it never works; it's like that thingis possessed. :|

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5t3ff1k4h 44

29 - I know! I find I've done that a lot lately... thanks Cinn! In other news: BAH HUMBUG.

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iSitt 0

use screw drivers to remove the battery casing then cut the blue wire.

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iliketurdles 7

What if they cut the red wire? will they blow up and die? If yes do that OP.

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IgETbANNED 0

cinn you jut don't understand...Here in the USA we have better things to do then play cricket like a lil' punk

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5t3ff1k4h 44

64 - There are no words. Have you ever been England?

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Cinn_fml 22

Cricket? What does cricket have to do with anything?

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79DrAwkwArD97 0

IgETbANNED, let the non-retards talk...

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underaegis 0

SANTA CLAUSE IS NOT REAL... I was sad too

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Kush1994 0

haha my brother found his little Christmas toy too. I've been listening to that for the past 2 weeks

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miraggg 1

thats not an fml, get into the christmas spirit!

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

My recommendation is that when he's not around take the batteries out of it and hide them. That or snip one of the connecting wires so that it just doesn't work. Even if your parent's found out and were mad it still seems like it would be better than being driven into a murderous rage by a singing Santa.

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jakeisawake 3

Yeah, and then the mom says, "It's okay hun, we will just go get a new one today." Now you'll have to hear a singing reindeer, Santa, and a snowman all at once. Back to murderous rage.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

That may be true. Then again the toy could drive the parents just as crazy as it does the OP so they may just say "well that's too bad." and leave it at that. You never know until you try.

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jakeisawake 3

Ha, I'd be the type to buy a new one just because I knew it was irritating, and I'd find that funny. Then, I'd take it away when I had enough.

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MassEffectNerd 0

in this situation a trash can is your best friend.

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Zmeilerr 22

Water + electronics = bad. However in this case it would = good. I think you get my drift, OP ;)

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magicalrubixdude 0

"lose" it till the day after christmas

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