Kids: Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of...

By tspence - 20/03/2013 22:08 - United States - Genoa

Today, I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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You deserved it 3 790

By TraumatizedMother - 02/10/2011 07:27 - United States

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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You deserved it 3 510

Straight to jail

By anon - 15/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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You deserved it 70 969

My favorite letter is L

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet. Guess who was right. FML

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You deserved it 51 276

By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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You deserved it 7 175

By amiliaroberts123 - 15/10/2012 00:45 - United States - Raphine

Today, I was babysitting, and we were playing a game. Because he was little, I let him win all the games. He then turned to me and said, "You're really bad at this." I got very defensive and won the next game, and was actually proud that I beat a 3-year-old. FML

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You deserved it 8 934

By bcoper - 25/06/2012 16:09 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try for himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" FML

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You deserved it 2 632

By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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You deserved it 12 124

By just me - 13/05/2012 18:54 - Germany - Overath

Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family game of lacrosse. All through the game, he kept "accidentally" hurling the ball straight at me on the sideline. After he eventually nailed me straight in the heart, he screamed at me to "get out of the fucking way". FML

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You deserved it 3 481

DommeAshlee 11

Thursday 21 March 2013 9:08

I do that with my nephew all the time. Little shit likes to cheat at everything.

KittenQuinn 6

Thursday 21 March 2013 9:02

Those little suckers are competitive!!

Comments

luminos_ 9

Thursday 21 March 2013 13:22

The fact that your age isn't mentioned in this FML adds a bit of mystery. You could be 47 or you could be 22, who knows?

grlygrl93 14

Thursday 21 March 2013 16:26

I feel you OP, it's very easy to get into an argument with a kid.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 21 March 2013 17:35

Challenge him to some COD II and own his little 6yrold ass. Unless he's that "powndurass" kid that keeps shooting me. 6yr olds can be mean *sucks thumbs*

Royal_Blue 4

Thursday 21 March 2013 18:38

Little kids cheat at tag all the time.

savvysomething 5

Thursday 21 March 2013 20:20

Is that when you realized you had reached a new low?

Kathryndawn 3

Thursday 21 March 2013 21:24

I understand. Especially if it was a child who always has to be right. Those munchkins seem to know just how to piss us off.

ImmaEatYouXx 10

Thursday 21 March 2013 21:34

My cousin's 4 and he scares me... Turns out the "he started it" excuse doesn't work when you're arguing with someone who hasn't even finished preschool.