By nk - 03/11/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML
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SmallTownCutie 0

aww it's ok. you're just lonely.

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Illyssa_fml 4

awesome!! are you gonna find a giant peach now? haha

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SmallTownCutie 0

aww it's ok. you're just lonely.

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Einstein714 0

how did he get in your room with only one leg?

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zakkyzebra 11

27. she ripped it off so he couldn't escape and gave him a sombrero and named him poncho

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klutzycleo 5

Pity train is so annoying. You're pathetic.

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JuliaM1000 10

I'm so loneeeyyy I'm mr lonelyyyy I hot nobodyyy -something something something- haha op name it Paco REMEMBER TO FEED IT

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PhoenixFiend 0

The exoskeleton has been broken. He has approximately one to two days to live. Say "bye" to your best friend before it's too late.

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Nena713 0

Such a lonely day, and it's yours. The most loneliest day of your life.

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natas_fml 13

and if your cricket dies, you're gonna die with it.

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seanders 10

I'd get insurance now for funeral expenses. It won't be long.

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iSitt 0

if it's legs were working it would leave too

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TheVariableX 0

Well you had better have named it Jiminey!

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EricErection69 0

what's it's name?!

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FLCL4711Fox 0

it's a day that I'll never miss

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SexyGamerNerd110 8

@32: she's Anne Wilkes? shouldn't she have named the cricket Paul Sheldon then? o.O

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77taylah33 0

aww that's ok nothing wrong with animal friends=)

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DjeePee 24

Still, I would suggest OP to take a real pet instead of a criple cricket.

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MissLizWolf 8

yes, I think she should get a puppy of kitty, OPs Fml actually made me so upset, I've never felt lonely, because I live my family but truly this made me feel horrible.

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Neonnight 0

Agreed I have a animal friend... Betsy the spider

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Illyssa_fml 4

awesome!! are you gonna find a giant peach now? haha

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steggunekoms 0

I wonder what kind of conversations op had with this cricket...

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CloudEnvy 17

I'm willing to bet it had something to do with only having the one leg. That's gotta be a talking point. I know i'd atleast complain about it a couple of times.

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Rangant 7

the poor cricket I don't think even trained professionals bring paid to listen to u would do it for three hours... let him go, just cause ur life is lane and boring doesn't mean his is... he's missing a leg, he has suffered enough

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tencentsakiss 19

Letting him go wouldn't help him.. he's not missing one leg, he only has one left. I don't think he could go anywhere. Poor thing :(

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tencentsakiss 19

Letting him go wouldn't help him.. he's not missing one leg, he only has one left. I don't think he could go anywhere. Poor thing :(

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