Miscellaneous: Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML

By idefka - 08/04/2017 02:00

Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML

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You deserved it 1 861

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 26/04/2011 13:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

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Liar !

By Anonymous - 14/03/2020 09:00

Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 06:07 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML

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You deserved it 4 589

By Holly - 05/02/2010 07:33 - United States

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML

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You deserved it 35 271

By Emptyspace - 25/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML

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You deserved it 4 186

By indian:( - 18/01/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 33 117

By ughh - 22/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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You deserved it 5 904

Betrayal

By sisterly love - 14/08/2013 21:13 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML

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You deserved it 4 162

By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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You deserved it 8 305

By ugh - 05/06/2010 23:49 - Canada

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML

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You deserved it 3 912

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 8 April 2017 3:51

Call it "fan fiction" and you'll be ok. Of course, being a fan of yourself is another mental illness.

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 8 April 2017 3:46

So, did it buy it?

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Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 8 April 2017 3:46

So, did it buy it?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 8 April 2017 3:51

Call it "fan fiction" and you'll be ok. Of course, being a fan of yourself is another mental illness.

species4872 19

Saturday 8 April 2017 7:46

And now you're like most other people.

AnthonyCS5 19

Saturday 8 April 2017 8:06

We always want our lives to seem more interesting than they really are! Lol!

Allie614032 34

Saturday 8 April 2017 9:35

Why bother even keeping a diary if you're not going to write honestly?

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Today, accustomed to dealing with my old car's faulty accelerator, I pressed the pedal way too hard in my new car and crashed into a pillar, totaling the engine, and giving myself a concussion. I could still see the dealership down the street. FML

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Today, my husband smacked me quite hard, and I have a black eye as a result. It's not a case of a domestic abuse, it was 100% unintended because he was sleeping and had a really bad dream that made him swing his arm. He's feeling bad about it, and I would laugh it off, but I have an important meeting tonight. FML

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Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML

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Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

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Today, I refilled a water glass I'd left out on the counter and took a long drink. At the end, I felt something spongy and panicked. When I spit it all out into the sink, a huge centipede was staring back at me. FML

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Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML

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Liar !

Betrayal

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