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By be_so_slick_56 - 16/01/2010 17:51 - United States

Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

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By tapeissticky591 - 14/07/2012 05:49 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML

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Let it all dangle

By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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Bae Caught Me Slippin

By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 08:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 18:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 05:03 - United States - Denver

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

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NewJoisey 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:45

Um, what sick incest household do you live in?

nam3 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 23:43

so you were searching naked sleeping men and found it????

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ensemble_coeur 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 20:55

How did you find these pictures of yourself? And EW that is so terrible! If you're underage, you should call the police.

polico_wolf 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 13:17

and if he's over-age he shouldnt?

ARScratch 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 2:58

Overage??? Really?? -______-

hasty_D 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 20:57

tell em you are a model =) it's not that chocking nowadays with all the crap that happens =P fyl man... shit happens. could be worse

clairesucks 37

Saturday 6 June 2015 12:30

How would OP being a model help? No one wants to find a naked sleeping pic of themselves on the Internet.

deathbugg 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 21:00

link

Vjt19 1

Wednesday 2 March 2011 4:20

it's a dude....

ShadowlessSpear 21

Saturday 20 September 2014 6:47

And?

gatorgrl1988 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 21:12

slutttttt..LOL I'm sure u were drunk and passed out from a major tag team..BAHHAHABAH

cherriblizz 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 21:27

#1 Read my mind.

redraidergirl 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 22:15

put socks on next time

Jeff2017 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 22:27

Well figure out who took them if it was a girl the have sex with em if it was a boy kik there ass.

SHAAAAAARK 1

Saturday 16 January 2010 22:28

Pics or it didn't happen.

blastvortex 3

Monday 18 January 2010 7:07

^this, lol BTW, if you don't want to get caught sleeping naked, then don't sleep naked. Duh.

blackwidowtaco 31

Friday 23 August 2013 8:15

A person should have the right to sleep as they please in their own home, without having to worry about the invasion of their privacy.

TheLetterZero 7

Saturday 16 January 2010 22:37

Where is the "who cares" button?

8trickster8 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 9:38

In the top right corner. It looks like a little red X.

johnnyish 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 23:06

Was it your girlfriend or summin? FYL.

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Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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Today, a customer complained that her salad had "too much lettuce." Her bowl was less than half-filled with lettuce and the rest was cheese. FML

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