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By be_so_slick_56 - 16/01/2010 17:51 - United States

Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

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By tapeissticky591 - 14/07/2012 05:49 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 08:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 18:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 05:03 - United States - Denver

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

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NewJoisey 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:45

Um, what sick incest household do you live in?

nam3 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 23:43

so you were searching naked sleeping men and found it????

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livelobster123 14

Friday 26 October 2012 5:28

Pics or it didn't happen....

blackwidowtaco 31

Friday 23 August 2013 8:17

I'm really curious to how you stumbled upon them.

bopersonn 13

Tuesday 31 December 2013 20:16

Why do so many weirdos sleep naked?

Mormazoic 5

Wednesday 14 May 2014 5:04

If tht happened to me I'd murder the bitch/ bastard who did it...

Laura3415 16

Saturday 26 July 2014 13:41

Link to the pictures or it didn't happen

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 18 December 2014 4:03

How did you stumble upon them?

TheKingOfHearts 19

Tuesday 4 August 2015 16:56

YOU'RE A STAR!!! Why is this an fml?

JimBob88 8

Monday 4 April 2016 4:34

I want to see.

lucasj23 11

Wednesday 30 May 2018 14:58

I'm just curious as to how you "found" these pictures. were you looking for them? I dont think we have all the facts.

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