Love: Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend...

By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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By helenablitz - 28/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML

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The Other Woman

By Anonymous - 27/01/2021 14:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML

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Deadbeat

By stepdaddydoesitbetteranyway - 13/10/2020 20:05

Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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Mind-boggling logistics

By Anika - 23/06/2021 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML

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Sounds like a catch

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

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Such a great guy

By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 22:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned that people never change. My boyfriend left me at three months pregnant, the same thing he did to his last girlfriend. I know now exactly how things will go down for my successor. FML

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Sammyb123 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 9:06

YDI for dating a guy with two kids from different girls and expecting him to magically change with you Consider yourself lucky it wasn't you who got pregnant

aadk 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 8:58

He should totally go to Maury or Jerry Springer

Comments

Sir_Swaggington 6

Wednesday 13 February 2013 4:13

Ew, he's probably diseased if he goes around ******* everybody without protection.

blackwidowtaco 31

Sunday 18 August 2013 8:20

you're dating a guy, who already has two previous kids. with two separate women? your light bulb doesn't shine too brightly does it. yeesh!

CrazyGirlfriend 21

Friday 18 April 2014 12:59

I hate how everyone is so quick to judge. Get a test done and see if he really is the father. the situation could be that she was also sleeping with other guys and she just says he's the dad because he's been a good dad to his other kids so the woman wants the dad to be him. or he could very well be the father. we dont have enough information. is he a good dad or a scum bag? I would really hope that you arent with a guy who wont take care of his children. as for those who say he needs to use a condom and birth control. those things fail. I have two friends that prove that. he does need to exercise some control though. How does sex make people scum bags? I have friends who have had sexual partners in the 20's and they have no children. he could have only slept with those three or multiple more. what's that matter to us? if OP can accept his sexual partners then good for them. if he is the father then I would suggest just not having sex until youre ready for kids or be extra cautious and do everything you can to prevent pregnancy. if he isnt the father, then just get the woman out of both of your lives and put this whole thing behind you.