Intimacy: Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life....

By Mom - 11/06/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML

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docscientist 9

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:29

He should've called himself "Peter Porker."

Nikki_ASW 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:25

Isn't that spiderman....?

Comments

Laterial 3

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:09

Great alias to shoot the web slinger

BigOrca 2

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:13

Who did u find out. were u looking for a male protitute.

bridgetann79 0

Monday 13 June 2011 5:59

creepy pic....

aliceisbored 11

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:14

uhm, does nobody know jokes anymore?

honeylol 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:20

haha WTF? why would your son be a prostitute? that's just sad 

artc91 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:50

Hmmm how do you expect anyone to answer that?

charlie43 1

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:56

being spider man doesn't pay very well...

aardvarkish 16

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:20

I'm with 38. Yeah it's Spider Man. 1's joke is a pun, so it works no matter who Peter Parker is. YOU PEOPLE!!! AAAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

gingerlr 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:26

so has he's been pretending to be a prostitute online or has he actually been prostituting himself?

Sadieladean 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 6:18

thank you! someone finally asked the question I was wondering

bullrider92 19

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:27

Were you waiting in a motel room for him?

dRoPkIcK427 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:35

your so ******* hot!!!!! I wans **** the shit out of you!!!!!

pulse18 2

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:38

btw Peter pan buses suck. shirtty service and dumbass mechanics. I was once stuck at a mcdonalds with a broken down Peter pan bus for 5 hours waiting for repair to come but he passed us 4 times instead.