By Mom - 11/06/2011 17:25 - United States

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Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML
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docscientist 9

He should've called himself "Peter Porker."

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Nikki_ASW 0

Isn't that spiderman....?

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charlie43 1

the Internet: where people have alternate lives, and where their parents go to complain about it

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artc91 0

Well we can't call ourselves a rogue, dual-wield daggers and slashing the life out of mobs in real-life now, can we? :)

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charlie43 1

you could but I heard that in real life there are no respawn points!

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YacL 15

46- Scariest comment I ever read.

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charlie43 1

your son's secretly Peter Parker, and peter parker's secretly spiderman... identity-ception?

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DarkMoon159 5

calm the **** down

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rockell 0

at least his bn doing something productive

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lmaoatall 6

ummm op, kinda scared to ask this, but...well, here goes. he is legal, right? because he swore to me, I mean my friend, he was. a simple ya or nah will do. it sure would answer for alot of recent inquiries.

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lilclare 0

everybody gets one.

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chika_yeaah23 0

haha this reminds me of the family guy episode. "tell em Peter" "apparently everyone gets one" hahs

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huntermc7 0

46, you have this mixed up. This is FML, not chatroulette.

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