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By footballist - 08/09/2017 23:15 - Poland - Polska

Today, I realized that all my teammates have bigger tits than I do. I'm the only girl on the team. FML

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Shabnam Moghal 14

Friday 8 September 2017 23:51

She didn't say which sport it was, but apparently she's not the only one who needs a bra on the team.

CSSDimian 6

Thursday 7 September 2017 20:02

By football you mean European football, yes? Known as soccer in the US?

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ARISKomuniszt 24

Saturday 16 September 2017 23:31

You must be doing all their work and exercise for them...

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