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By Choppednskrewed - 15/08/2018 17:54

Today I found out I am pregnant. I was told I could not have kids 2 years ago. Now I have to explain to my casual boyfriend that doesn't want kids that I'm knocked up.... FML

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clair_brodie 35

Saturday 18 August 2018 1:39

This happened to a friend of mine. She was told she couldn't have kids. Got pregnant. Was told after that now she def. can't. Got pregnant again. I say if a doc tells you that, get it in writing for things like these. And then get your tubes tied just in case.

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clair_brodie 35

Saturday 18 August 2018 1:39

This happened to a friend of mine. She was told she couldn't have kids. Got pregnant. Was told after that now she def. can't. Got pregnant again. I say if a doc tells you that, get it in writing for things like these. And then get your tubes tied just in case.

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