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oh my god, that's bullshit, i feel for you man
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Show it anyway#72, you can still get them when you're an adult, and they're a lot worse then.
76 I think you are talking about shingles
Vaccine?
#7: LOL HAHAHAHA!!! FHL for sure. But yeah...go buy some chicken pox or something from a convenience store. ;)
Getting chicken pox as an adult is not the same as getting it as a kid. It hurts like hell, and it can be lethal. Its called shingles.
Hong Kong is ******* amazing, better than the Philippines, so be happy you're in Hong Kong instead of the Philippines.
He lives in a project, that's far from amazing.
Hong Kong is amazing!! Don't complain! Also, yes, get Chicken Pox now.
What a tragedy! You should have said, "But I have genital warts. That should count for something?" It might still work! Go try it! Do it...do it NOW.
I've never had chicken pox and I'm 23. I'm afraid one day I'm going to have a kid, he's going to get it, and he's going to live the rest of his life knowing it was his fault he killed me.
Why would that kill you
Chicken pox is lethal in adults.
Not complètely lethal...
Hahahaha...I guess some people don't see the humor, lighten up peeps.
Start drawing spots on your skin and show your school board that you have chicken box.
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I've never had chicken pox and I'm 23. I'm afraid one day I'm going to have a kid, he's going to get it, and he's going to live the rest of his life knowing it was his fault he killed me.
Vaccine?