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By Swaby - 01/03/2009 08:14 - Hong Kong

Today, I found out I could not go to the Philippines because I have never had Chicken Pox. The school took the radical decision to prohibit students who have never had Chicken Pox to leave the college. I am condemned to stay in Hong Kong in some shitty project because I am a healthy young man. FML

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By breejanai - 11/04/2017 04:00

Today, while working as a veterinary assistant, an owner stood extremely close to me and kept accidentally petting me instead of her dog. After her dog was examined, she asked me if I'd ever had the chickenpox because she has shingles and it's contagious to those who haven't. I haven't. FML

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Sunday 1 March 2009 19:58

I've never had chicken pox and I'm 23. I'm afraid one day I'm going to have a kid, he's going to get it, and he's going to live the rest of his life knowing it was his fault he killed me.

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Sunday 1 March 2009 16:35

Vaccine?

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lol_person2 0

Monday 30 March 2009 11:35

I'm srry. but at least u get to have more free time at home :) My school dosent have a trip to the philiipines unless your like 17

SlappyDog 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:30

What BS. I hate when schools or companies pull stuff like this on people. There's a vaccine, why not have him get it? Meanwhile I have been all over SE Asia and never had chicken pox in my life!

RenRen_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 15:40

Oh that really sucks....Going to Philippines would have been really cool :( Get chicken pox now or something so you can go next time :D

BibbyJr2 0

Friday 8 May 2009 4:53

I would be so damn pissed off. Thats straight garbage man..

gsx 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 17:20

YDI for not having chicken pox.

mikew85 0

Friday 12 June 2009 7:38

Even with the vaccine, I think you can still get it, but not as severely as someone who had the actual virus as a child. Seems like this is something they should've told you earlier, so FYL indeed.

Krazy77 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 13:21

Ha, I made it there without chickenpox. All I needed was a vaccination and away I went. Still, sucks to be you!

subtleskeptic 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:32

haha damn. fyl indeed. get the vaccination again, though they only last up to 6 years. I had one when i was a kid but I got chicken pox the day of my high school graduation at the age of 17. it sucks and it's painful. so get your shot before you catch it!