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By Swaby - 01/03/2009 08:14 - Hong Kong

Today, I found out I could not go to the Philippines because I have never had Chicken Pox. The school took the radical decision to prohibit students who have never had Chicken Pox to leave the college. I am condemned to stay in Hong Kong in some shitty project because I am a healthy young man. FML

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By breejanai - 11/04/2017 04:00

Today, while working as a veterinary assistant, an owner stood extremely close to me and kept accidentally petting me instead of her dog. After her dog was examined, she asked me if I'd ever had the chickenpox because she has shingles and it's contagious to those who haven't. I haven't. FML

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Sunday 1 March 2009 19:58

I've never had chicken pox and I'm 23. I'm afraid one day I'm going to have a kid, he's going to get it, and he's going to live the rest of his life knowing it was his fault he killed me.

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Sunday 1 March 2009 16:35

Vaccine?

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ummfresh 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 22:59

HAHAHA I love little loop holes like that. Im sorry amigo. Enjoy hong kong.

Bloodycrustheart 0

Friday 6 March 2009 11:43

what the hell did you do in a past life? those bastards

Tarenex 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 4:26

man talk about getting low balled huh? well happy confinement!!

babyyx5oul 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 5:12

r u in HKIS?

kylek61294 1

Monday 6 June 2011 6:27

*Are you in HKIS?

Skooper_34 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 14:56

WOOHOO I LIVE IN HK TOO :D

LiFeWiLlGoOn 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:56

i am 99.9999999% sure that you can sue them for discrimination.

drtimblin 0

Monday 23 April 2012 18:44

Negative. It's a health concern, not discrimination.

tincan 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 11:13

lol, this doesn't make you more healthy than those of us who had chicken pox before =P

neverzzz 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:57

You aren't healthy because if your immune system had been exposed to the germs, it would now know how to fight them off the next time so you couldn't get it again.

3daysgrace 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:56

wth thats COMPLETELY random

trpster 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 4:36

I've never had Chix Pox. I'm 40 something. All but one of my kids had it. My brother never got it, he was over 60. When I was a kid my mom would send me to play with kids that had it so that I could "get it over with". Some people are just naturally immune. I don't know if there is a blood test to tell. ITBOMK Chix Pox is related to the herpes virus. Yes, shingles are a variety. I don't have these either, thank God. Bummer. Better be safe than sorry??