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By Why Dad? - 21/10/2017 00:00 - Canada - Ajax

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Today, I found out that I’m the only guy in my family that's circumcised. When I asked my parents why they did it, they told me that they wanted me to be “different”. I have 3 older brothers and 5 older cousins. I finally get their helmet jokes. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Ah yes, wants his son to be different and therefore slices a piece of his dick off. Seems perfectly sensible to me. I'm really not sure what the problem is.

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8313girl 28

My take is that in the U.S. most girls find circumcised penises attractive whereas most international girls are more used to the uncircumcised ones. I guess it varies on where you live and what attracts the opposite sex. Though OP, it's weird your dad decided to make you the guinea pig with no turtleneck.

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LevyneChick01 3

"The guinea pig with no turtleneck"

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thatslifeiguess7 16

No your parents decided to not mutilate you as the last boy. look it up on you tube. They strap the kid to a cross looking thing, snip while he screams

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mattyiscool123 26

No sir. Mutilation would be cutting the dick off. And you are referring to what they do in the Middle East.

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LebanonBaby 26

Umm sorry but why the middle east? I’m from the middle east and they didn’t do that to my baby boy. He was fully numbed down there and a specialist carefully circumcised him.

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davecross 11

Well if it bothers you that much I just googled it you can still get circumcised. But there might be some discomfort during sex. If I were you just keep it the way it its now because your use to it. But talk to your mom about why you weren't she might have had good reason

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Ty Haines 3

You must have read this wrong... he is circumcised

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davecross 11

My apologies I miss read the post so I going to make a new comment. If it bothers you that mush that you were the only one circumcised that talk with your parent about it more and there answer shouldn't have been because they wanted you to be different.

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TheHillfam84 7

Consider yourself special

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Takegami 22

Hey, being circumcised means you don't get smegma. You don't want the smeg, you're 10x better off without it.

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Amun_fml 2

Okay smeghead, let's be honest the only way you get smegma is if you don't wash properly ever. uncut or cut, wash your dick.

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KingAdrock 16

Time to brush up on some ant-eater or dog-dick jokes...

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That guy 1

Don't let it bother you. Besides, according to the CDC and WHO it reduces your chance of contracting HIV (44-60%) Syphillis, and Chancroid. So let them have their foreskin/smegma collection sheath.

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Wintermelons 19

I’m gonna die...

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