By mcpeepants - 08/01/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I found out I've recently developed a bladder control issue. Every time I lift anything more than about fifteen pounds, I pee myself a little. I work in a warehouse. Heavy lifting is my job. FML
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EricJ 3

Talk to a doctor about getting pills to help with that.

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rightsaidred 3

Is this a recent development? Could be symptomatic of another problem.

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quadracer111 0

get a womans job. perhaps cooking and cleaning. fyl for being a female.

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danc501 1

speak to your doctor, sometimes that could mean an infection or even cancer... go check it out.

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heartlessagony 0

you can wear an adult diaper or find another job that doesn't require lifting more than 15 lbs.

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ashleynonymous 0

might wanna get that checked out. if you're a M, maybe prostate? if you're F, maybe UTI

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muffinsareyummy 1

depends were invented for a reason. or you can just quit. women shouldn't heavy lift anything anyway.

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lettertjes 0

If I may believe what I read in other comment sections, it's virtually impossible to get a job while unedicated in the US right now. So she can't "just quit".

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lettertjes 0

I mean 'uneducated', not 'unedicated', of course.

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SMG227 0

Who says a woman has to get a job cooking or cleaning?? She can work in a warehouse if she wants to!

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