By Hugh_Jankles - 08/01/2010 18:48 - United States

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML
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perdix 29

Congrats on getting shitfaced without taking a single drink! Your liver thanks you.

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applesmoothiee 2

If it was still unused then the OP wouldn't have written the FML

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stone_light 0

Brian what is this? my poop well what's it doing on the front yard? oh my gosh gotta sneeze gotta sneeze *choo*..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!1

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AnalProbe 0

So that was YOUR excuse for having poo on your face when you came back from the bathroom. What was the other guy's excuse?

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superbadd 0

dirty mouth? clean it up with orbit! 

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depleetme 0

ahahahahahahahahaha ew

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Roseicat 16

HAHA!!!! thats nasty :L

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Compass 0

Eh, you deserve it. Even I dont cover my mouth when I sneeze in private away from things that people will touch without washing their hands afterwards. And you need to improve your sneezing habits. Sneeze into your arm/shoulder.

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him51772 0

Ya except its not necessary to immediately wash yur shoulder/arm all the time whereas if yur at work in any kind of food place your hands are not an option, and tissues rarely are either. Washing is also not always 100% effective as most ppl rush through it to get on with their day, therefore i must disagree with you and say yur wrong

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tlw33 0

Are you saying it's better to sneeze into a poopy piece of toilet paper than to sneeze on the wall? Cause that's just nasty!

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htownlove 0

I hate people like u that give a whole lesson on a comment. trust me, no one cares!! go be a smartass somewhere else. I'm proven to be gifted and talented but I don't be showin it off

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laxgirl3 0

same!it gets really annoying! and that makes the comments sooo friggin loonnnggg!

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Jiplo 18

161- if you don't care, just ignore it.

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Aceage 0

Or if your one of the girls from 2 girls 1 cup, "YUM!"

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sexpanther10 0

how do you extinctively do that use your other hand or something

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floon_fml 13

Instinctively.... Just saying. Your comment made no sense. :)

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