By mcpeepants - 08/01/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I found out I've recently developed a bladder control issue. Every time I lift anything more than about fifteen pounds, I pee myself a little. I work in a warehouse. Heavy lifting is my job. FML
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EricJ 3

Talk to a doctor about getting pills to help with that.

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rightsaidred 3

Is this a recent development? Could be symptomatic of another problem.

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xxroloxx 0

I Have a bladder control issue too...I feel your Pain v__v Plus My job is to lift trees....AND IM 14!!! e_e

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IlikePancakesAnd 0

A womens job? Thats not excluding at all... But OP, you should find a new job that doesnt consist of lifting.

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dont_stop_believ 0

ummmm a womans job,??woman can do anything a guy can do.... but we can do it, in heels!

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HunterAlpha1 8

get a "walkie john", it's a cup you wear with a tube that carries your urine to a container you wear on your leg

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Mvhawks 0

Yes. But you do every job shittier, and just give a half-ass effort.

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diegomanguelo 5

I agree where a diaper and get on with it until you get a Job where you don't have to do a lot of lifting

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fightingkittens 39

Thank you, #1. Thank you for continuing the stereotype that all a woman should do is stay at home and take care of kids or be a secretary and wear overly revealing tops. Thank you. SEXIST

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hateevryone 14

sucks to be you

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