By Parental Support - 30/08/2013 04:11 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, I found out I was 13th in a graduating class of about 350 students. When I told my mother, without batting an eye, she told me, "Hey, shit floats". FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 611
You deserved it 2 986

Same thing different taste

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Even though your Mother isn't proud, you should be. Congratulations, OP.

you should tell your mom that you feel like such a "son of a bitch" and see if she gets it

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Your mother sucks. I'm sorry. Congrats on such a great achievement. My mother wasn't the best either. I didn't talk to her for two years because she was so controlling. But I've learned she's human as well and has gone through things to make her who she is but I've also learned to keep my distance and watch what I say and know what to expect back from her as well. It sucks but sometimes you have to do that with some people. Good luck. I hope this achievement carries you far.

I was going to vote on this comment, and then I saw that it had -13, and wanted to leave it at that for the irony.

insanelyXnikki 18

Actually your shit isn't supposed to float unless you have a metabolic disorder.

That's a very shitty response on your mothers part. Most parents would jump for joy if their child had accomplished such a milestone throughout the duration of their education. Anyway, since your mother couldn't give you the support you should of received, congrats on your achievement op! :)

people on FML say"shit floats" no one bats an eye mom says "shit floats" every one loses their mind.

I'd like to pretend that she just shows her love in a strange way but regardless, you are super smart and us dumb people salute you!

nascar22 1

What the heck. R u trying to say

Your mom is shit and doesn't deserve you.

Octjrdl13 4

Congrats, sucks that your moms reaction was insulting but heck your doing great!, I was also 13th in my graduation class so props :)