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By Anon - 11/12/2014 18:13 - Ireland - Cork

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Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 13:19 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, my boyfriend asked me to start using a period tracker app so I can tell him which week of each month he needs to "stay the hell away" from me. FML

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Freak out

By menstruation nation - 11/08/2020 05:01

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Today, my boyfriend flipped out when he saw a period tracker app on my phone. According to him, chicks only use those when they want to know when they’re the most fertile so they can “baby trap” a man. I have irregular cycles. The app helps me know when I should or shouldn’t expect a period. FML

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Big red flag

By Ultimate ultimatum - 05/09/2024 05:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML

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There's an app for everything

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML

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By blood buddies - 03/07/2014 17:53 - United States - Milford

Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML

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Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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By Chlo - 11/08/2019 22:00

Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML

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A way out

By BurninLuna - 08/02/2022 16:01

Today, I found multiple dating apps in my boyfriend's phone, hidden in a folder with his calculator and calendar. His excuse? He said he was never going to meet up with any of them, he just needed to have a back-up plan. We have been together for five years and live together. FML

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By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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Tracked

By bitch - 27/08/2020 08:02 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that on the calendar in my boyfriend’s apartment, for every week of the months when I have my period are coloured in red and over them, in block capitals, he has written 'BEWARE'. FML

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mla2000 15

Friday 12 December 2014 1:11

Wow....That's dedicated.

booze_n_bitches 37

Friday 12 December 2014 1:11

...and when to buy you chocolate, I hope!

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ninotjkaf 1

Friday 12 December 2014 1:58

HES BIENG RESPONSIBLE MAYBE HE DOESNT WANNA GET YOU PREGNANT .. OR WOULD YOU RATHER BE PREGO

AshBash2211 14

Friday 12 December 2014 2:02

Seriously.. What does that have to do with it?? Do you think you can only get pregnant on your period?? Ugh

caseyt12 12

Friday 12 December 2014 1:58

That's actually pretty considerate of him. Now you don't have to tell him every single time you are on your period.

Lylliaah 15

Friday 12 December 2014 2:06

I like it. Always hated the 'sorry but i've got my visitor' convo. Being open and talking about it is also great, but him keeping track himself would just blow my friggin mind in a turn on kind of way.

quickit 24

Friday 12 December 2014 2:06

People are going to *repeatedly make the same period jokes.

lishabear 21

Friday 12 December 2014 2:08

I use that app for the same thing. Good for him. :)

rkdstp1995 25

Friday 12 December 2014 2:12

makes sense to me. itd be awkward for him if he made a move and found out you were on your period

Msraina 8

Friday 12 December 2014 2:13

It's better than approaching you at the wrong time. He can also be better prepared for PMS.

WMidyette 4

Friday 12 December 2014 2:17

The irony of your "FML" statement isn't totally lost ;)

bambam42069 13

Friday 12 December 2014 2:19

That seems like a great idea actually

phantomofmind 14

Friday 12 December 2014 2:30

I like a guy who plans ahead.

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