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By Maddie - 20/06/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By thatonegirl.SBS. - 29/09/2012 05:38 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML

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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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Bye bye love

By sad sister - 27/07/2020 14:00

Today, after my younger sister always made a habit of using everything of mine, from clothes to shoes to jewelry, the list now includes my boyfriend. FML

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The movie of my life

By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 05:02

Today, I learnt my boyfriend has just been using me for character development for the last 5 years. FML

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You deserved it 146

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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You deserved it 3 761

By Blah - 02/08/2018 05:00

Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML

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You deserved it 268

By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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You deserved it 88 915

By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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You deserved it 6 282

yourshootingstar 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 1:03

find someone else

shannonreneee 11

Tuesday 21 June 2011 1:29

Omg, shut up about grammar for two seconds. This is a site where we laugh at people's misfortunes not to better our English. Chill out

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mahomie97 7

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:20

4 words: WHAT AN ASS HOLE!!

imaberry95 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:37

I love my profile pic!!!! oh well obviously you should raid his pantry then **** his sister

imaberry95 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:38

**brother (unless you are a lesbian, then that's hot) ^^^^^^^^*

dorkychick 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:47

damn that sucks :( you can do better

sematariux 7

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:56

love you

MollyDollLifee 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 13:47

insects4u 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:56

sounds like a stand up guy that needs to fall down

boobyhill 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 7:14

at least he isn't using you for sex.

im_so_ninja 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 7:23

mwuhahahahahah !!

Niedermayer_20 12

Tuesday 21 June 2011 7:34

Ouch Babe

isac1234 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 7:35

Yo sister proably has big **** & ass :D get a boob job Eh ? 7k a piece :D

isac1234 0

Friday 24 June 2011 7:20

bitcch please ,

jessiebobpants 0

Monday 4 July 2011 10:57

wow jerk much

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Today, I received a message on Facebook from a guy I've liked for a year. He asked me if I wanted to hang out, so I said yes. When I walked out to his car later on, he gave me a really confused look. Apparently I was on my brother's Facebook, and he'd never logged out. FML

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Today, while waitressing, I had a huge party. When everything was said and done I saw the tip they left me. It said on a napkin, "You're pretty. You can't put a value on a compliment." And that was it. I wish compliments paid the rent. FML

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Today, a basketball opponent ran into my elbow and hurt himself. He called me to the hospital and, to be a good person, I went to check on him. It turns out he reported me to the police to try and get money out of me. Now I'm stuck at the station while they “investigate”. FML

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Today, after having saved up my money for months to buy my college-bound son the car of his dreams, I got a phone call telling me it had been totalled during a drag-race. I only gave him the keys two days ago. FML

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Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

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Today, I was taking my dog on a walk when two younger looking boys rode their bikes up towards me. One said, "What about her?" The other boy said, "Nah, she's ugly." FML

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Same thing different taste

Bye bye love

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