Love: Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My... - FML

By Maddie - 20/06/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

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By Username - 11/01/2011 09:45

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By thatonegirl.SBS. - 29/09/2012 05:38 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML

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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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Bye bye love

By sad sister - 27/07/2020 14:00

Today, after my younger sister always made a habit of using everything of mine, from clothes to shoes to jewelry, the list now includes my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 118

The movie of my life

By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 05:02

Today, I learnt my boyfriend has just been using me for character development for the last 5 years. FML

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You deserved it 146

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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By Blah - 02/08/2018 05:00

Today, I learned that my (ex) boyfriend has a breastfeeding fetish. How did I learn this? I found him sneaking pictures of my breastfeeding sister. FML

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You deserved it 268

By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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You deserved it 88 915

By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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yourshootingstar 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 1:03

find someone else

shannonreneee 11

Tuesday 21 June 2011 1:29

Omg, shut up about grammar for two seconds. This is a site where we laugh at people's misfortunes not to better our English. Chill out

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shaysters1432 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:08

damn...whudda bitch

philliesbabex0 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:17

all I gotta say I'd rudddddeee!

iLoveBoobies21 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:26

douche bagggggg

ravensfan17 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:29

Awwwww how sweet :)

doyers11 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:30

u got to learn how to share haha

Ashley1721 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:30

k now what you have to do is simple: dis-own the bitch.

EvanAGD 7

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:38

go use his sister

SandraYvette 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:42

Dump his ass and get yourself a new one. As for the food, make him pay you back for everything he's eaten xD

Haleyz_a_BOSS 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:46

Ex boyfriend by now, I would hope.

Niedermayer_20 12

Tuesday 21 June 2011 7:31

Agreed

perdix 29

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:47

Well, now you know what to get your sister for her birthday: Food! To give HER boyfriend. On the plus side, when she starts going out with him, you can always be his back-up ****.

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