Animals: Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years old.... - FML

By jackskellington - 11/02/2015 04:34 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad; he's been dead for 5 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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Alas, poor little dude

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2011 11:02 - United States

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

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Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By aishyaslife89 - 06/10/2015 22:03 - United States - Dayton

Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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Poor little bunny

By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 04:01

Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 08:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 02:48 - United States

Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML

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Alas…

By bunnylover - 15/03/2010 16:44 - Canada

Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML

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stryder9090 28

Wednesday 11 February 2015 11:09

Silly Dad, rabbits are for kids.

Higamalia 19

Wednesday 11 February 2015 11:02

That sucks. Hopefully when he was eating it, he found several hares in it.

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Undecidedlime 6

Wednesday 11 February 2015 21:31

YOU'RE 11!?

limabeans101029 20

Wednesday 11 February 2015 22:57

I'm pretty sure it's the father who's been dead for five years, not the rabbit

Ivy2P 10

Wednesday 11 February 2015 21:45

So you're 11?

HighasaCloud 46

Wednesday 11 February 2015 23:34

Unless eating the rabbit killed OP's father, OP is older.

taccoburrito596 16

Wednesday 11 February 2015 22:28

So you are 11 on this app???

HighasaCloud 46

Wednesday 11 February 2015 23:32

What makes you think OP's father died within several months after eating OP's rabbit?

qilinnaamossh 11

Wednesday 11 February 2015 22:54

My dad wants to eat my guinea pig

chainsforyou 6

Wednesday 11 February 2015 23:24

my mom did that to me.

baegirl33 7

Wednesday 11 February 2015 23:44

Read the FML carefully.... Who has been dead for five years, the rabbit or the dad? Because if the rabbit died five years ago you couldn't be mad and if the dad died five years ago then you couldn't be mad either. So which is it....

BIGESTBOY 4

Sunday 6 January 2019 16:15

Did you eat him after he died?

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