By bgoodwin07 - 29/11/2011 13:31 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 008
You deserved it 2 878
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leogirl95 12

So they want to get back together?

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drivemysoul19 8

I figured this was gonna be about ops dad sending the text to him but guess I was wrong, it's even more ****** up.

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beckrexz 0

Looks like your family is getting back together

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kaykay20 0

More like **** the new wife's life

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perdix 29

Wouldn't you want them to get back together again? That way, your family life could be like the Grover Cleveland presidency!

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Enslaved 36

Wow! I doubt many know about his scandals! Corruption of power?

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perdix 29

Ma, ma Where's my pa? Gone to the White House Ha, ha, ha!

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perdix 29

Who the **** could be thumbing down comment #80? Are there Grover Cleveland fans out there? Or are you just people who don't know history?

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bubo_fml 10

Kinda juicy...Your Dad thinks he's still got it by calling your Mom up for the occasional booty call while your Mom thinks she's getting even with the new wife by ******' her former husband...We're truly eternal adolescents, aren't we? Then again, I'm a 40+ year old degenerate anonymously posting on a silly teenybopper type site like FML...

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perdix 29

Welcome, brother ;) ;), :) :), nudge-nudge, know what I mean? Know what I mean?

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BrotherTheo 31

Say no more say no more, a wink is as good as a nod to a blind man....

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perdix 29

Is your wife a goer? Does she go?

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BrotherTheo 31

Well. I mean. Er, I mean. You're a man of the world, aren't you...I mean, er, you've er... you've been there haven't you...I mean you've been around...eh?

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