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awkward, dipshit.
nice one, asswipe.
Shut the hell up, lintlicker.
fucktard
fuckbag /bandwagon
Theres never a good excuse for cheating...at all! So dump the son of a b**ch and move on! haha i live in Hawaii too!! Represent! :)
I also live in Hawaii (: But to the OP, sorry, that sucks for you ):
This person does.
I feel sorryfor you :(
That sucks OP. You should find yourself a better man, a more handsome man. Then, you can invite him over for dinner and send him next door for some crazy ingredient that you somehow do not have. Your ex will get the picture. :) FYL until then!
I'm impressed by Monika's mature reaction to Olympian's comment. Kudos to you, Monika.
I'm sixteen, Olympian... I wouldn't say I'm the most mature person ever, and I'm not a girl, but I wouldn't call myself immature. Hmm... who would? I abstain from self-judgement. I think you're going on my list, simply for being a mature sixteen year old who can spell.
I must agree with Olympian. Monika, you are a very good looking girl. As for the immature teenager stuff, it's way too true. I'm 16 too btw.
LMFAO, pimp alert!!!
Okay, not to sound rude and offend anyone but I also find this slightly amusing. Kudos to a couple flirtatious 16 year olds because they are complimenting maturely. However, I can see why they acted "maturely" since they aren't saying things like the fellow, a few posts above, with the sexual references. Atleast there is still some hope for the current generation to civily present their attraction to the opposite sex.
Actually let me correct myself, it wasn't a sexual referrence... I missed the blogging part. However I was trying to make a point about today's society being completely sexually driven. Well, I guess that shows me for speed reading and then assuming that was what he said... You know what they say when you assume, lol. My apologies to the poster of the comment I mistakenly read.
grab his dick with both hands and Indian burn that shit, what an ass, you'll be ok OP. ;)
I know a few who do, and I'm a guy.
joshraider - As opposed to doing that to a girl? Where do you live?
Well, most girls don't have dicks, rendering it impossible.
Umbreon - That was kind of the point of my comment... But whatever. We all have our moments.
I responded to your sarcasm in an overly matter-of-fact, kindergarten teacher way. I forgive you for your moment.
not gonna lie, that is very creative. I'm gonna keep that in mind in case I ever find myself in that position lol
Implying that a "man" of his nature would have a dick large enough to use both hands?
dang op. well they didn't invent mail order brides for nothing. go get yourself 1 or even 5.
OP is a female and, presumably, straight since she was engaged to a man.
The OP would need a mail order groom.
Yes, this one man cheated on her so it is reasonable and logical for her to turn to homosexuality or to buy a man. Like my old pappy used to say: If at first you don't succeed, give up entirely and play for the other team. (Things got very awkward at home after the divorce when "Uncle Rico" moved in.)
the fiancé is the neighbor and coworker, not the ex lol
Pawn the engagement ring and use the money for moving expenses.
^This. Definitely the best option I've heard so far.
YDI for owning a car
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is this a gay couple
Move. Move as far away as possible. :) Before you know it, you'll be with somebody faithful that loves you.